Have you ever dreamed of having sexual sex with a cartoon hottie, like Katara? This game will make you feel happy. There will be no dialogue or story, only an interactive pov sex scene. There is also various options for customization which will make the experience even more thrilling. You may also opt to randomize it to make it more enjoyment.
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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Our preferred Katara is currently disrobed as well as prepared to take your dick inside her wonderful damp pussy - wonderful computer animated scene for all followers of "Character: The last Airbender" collection. What regarding the players? For you we have a vast collection of personalization choices that will certainly enable you to change this straightforward scene right into something rather interesting as well as unique simply for you: from including different clothing as well as accesories to making Katara satisfied, upset and even expecting!
4 Elements has formed this world. 4 Nations has actually separated this world. And just one pewor to bring everything back with each other in consistency. This power is... sex! That 's! Return to the well-known unievrse of "Character: The Last Airbender" but this time take component in a much a lot more adult experience: witness the legendary events, satisfy your favorite characters and ofcourse fuck and seduce as several hotties around a sonly feasible!
Jordan is the title of primary leading lady of the game. She's youthful and quite looking blond chick who fantasies about getting famous daily. However, in regards to large city pursuing her fantasies she awakens fairly briefly she isn't the only person that moves in this way . After some unsuccessfull castings she commences to have some fiscal problems. Attempting to leave behind about her troubles to get at least a night time that she moves to the night bar and has herself a stud to fuck with. However, in the afternoon she will not find him... but may get the cash he abandoned now Jordan have an opportunity - she can make some cash for a bi-atch when she wants to fullfill her fantasy! Game enables you to do a few choices throughout the narrative so the end of Jordan's narrative will depened on conclusions you create for her.
That is a narrative about the man named Tom whose particular impulse for sex has brought him to the world of dark magic or even specifically - to the universe of summoning sex allies that you may understand by the title"succubus". Ofcourse since they are demons they will attempt everything to entice and to cheat the summoner but who said that Tom is plain and foolish that he can be tricked by the pair of naked tits? Oh, this man knows he can become even more... but what precisely he'll get you'll determine only in the event you can play with this game on your own! And we're telling that not just to maintain the intrigue but since there'll be conversation system with inconsistent answers so you'll be creating your own strategy thru the narrative with Tom and that knows where this may lead you...
This is the next chapter in the adventures of Alancy. She goes on a journey of sexual submission, dominance and other sexually naughty stuff as she is guided by her husband. It's not necessary to tell the whole story, and also expose the sexual acts the couple engage in. This could make the story less exciting and more shocking. One suggestion for this scenario If you've completed the first chapter and loved it, this one ought to skip. Don't forget to bookmark the website! next game in the miniseries will be out at the time that the game is published.
Simply the other day you were a monotonous individual living your broing life and today you are dealing with cirminals with superpowers as the participant of superheroic group! Yeah, you never ever understand what will certainly occur every single time you will certainly head out in the road. Get involved in difficulties? Inspect! Obtain conserved by busty superheroine in latex outfit? Inspect! Transform all the superpowered women in your method right into your very own individual superbitches? Inspect, inspect, inspect!
Superheroes are figthing supervillains. They deal with a great deal. When whatever is over, and ofcourse the heroes have to loosen up and to recover their staminas. For this function the unique resort was develop. And currently you are operating in this resort! Your task is to care for your visitors giving them with whatever solutions they need. Amongst your very first customers will certainly be such superhero stars as Twelve o'clock at night, Mt Woman and Mirko!
All of us have actually dealt with individuals like Monica - warm looking however ruined bitch with huge cash that believes that she has the important things, individuals around and the life itself. And eventually this declaration is not until now from being the reality. That's the issue - Monica is not the only abundant bitch in style organization and she has all the possibilities for both incredible success or incredible failing. The concern is - what will be your component in all of this?
Got tired of the video games where you need to please some regional workplace manager to obtain the task? In our video game you will certainly become this manager and you will certainly be the-guy-who-decides-everything on a task meeting! You are doing the employing so you will certainly be the very first one inspecting all these unexperienced and wonderful pussies (and various other fuckholes) of every single entrant! Incidentally right here comes the very first among them...
"Potent Tail" is a tale regarding an individual that wishes to begin his very own guild. What will make his guild so unique? Well, it will certainly approve just the most popular chicks around! He currently has 2 very first prospects for ending up being hareem guild's participants - his step-sisters Erza and Mirajane! That's appropriate - this hentai themed aesthetic unique apology occurs in the renowned "Fairy Tail" world!
All of us understand that it is enjoyable and interesting to be a pirate in great globe of "One Item". Exactly how it really feels to be one of the marines? And much more details concern: exactly how it really feels to be a high and high-ranked located marine that occurs to shed everyhting due to stopping working to catch the Straw Hat outlaws? Yeah, rather poor. Quit yawping and collect all the stamina and personality you have actually left and lastly do the task!
You made it through the dreadful shipwreck just to wind up on the planet also crazier than anything you have actually seen prior to... and beeing the fugitive with significant criminal past you have actually seen a great deal! Ends up down near the bottom some weird animals are living. You still require a location to lay reduced so catching one of them and taking his location seems like a great strategy. And the very first one you satisfy is some weird guy with sponge associated label...
Being harassed for a very long time made you wise and solid and currently you lastly have the possibility for vengeance. Your bulies are not some common stupid jerks however quite warm looking though definitely mean believing chicks. Well, your method of vengeance is mosting likely to unique also and the revenge that you are going to obtain from these bitches is mosting likely to be pleasing in various methods...
"My Hero Academic community" is full of fantastic stories and incredible personalities. Exactly how around not simply to comply with somebody's stroy however to make your very own in the acquainted setup? End up being a brand-new trainee and allow your very own decisons to specify that will certainly become your buddy and that will certainly become your temporal opponent... and ofocurse whose pussy you are mosting likely to fuck every nighr simply for enjoyable!
Hardcor etraining is some thing which Korra is prepared and prepared to do each day... unless Asami will come for her using all the petition of testing among her creations. As you can notice from that game such machines may be more hard-core than some of Korra's coaching so there's absolutely not any wonder she constantly says"yes" into Asami... Probably you have already noticed that this game is from manga porn parody genre so the creation of Asami's today will be nothing else but a waternbending man sausage! For some reasosn she didn't wished to test it among the people by no wlooking for assistance from Korra and herself she understands. Since the player you will not see the entire testing process but even have some part in it as well so you could love the display form the best seats in teh mansion!
Beautiful and buxom Avatar Korra was captured by a tribe. She attempted to use prohibited magic and must be disciplined. Look at the game display. You notice Avatar Korra is chained to a wall socket. Your attention is attracted by her tits. Let us begin by undressing Avatar Korra. To try it, click on the mouse on your own garments. As briefly as Avatar Korra is fully nude, you can begin the penalty. For starters, you will whip Avatar Korra on her melons. After that, you can fuck Avatar Korra in her jiggly and pink cooch with your dick. Do not pay attention to her screams and squeals - just fuck her again and again. This depraved game at this time.
A wonderful interactive flick parody of the Star Wars game. Get to capture yet another afterwards out of this game - fuck your furry friend or not - those are really your characters out of Scene VII of the entire epic narrative. As an example, inside the first photograph, you will have the ability to view Kylo Ren requesting Rey using partner psychological drive hint, but the proposal goes wrong and instead of getting responses, he creates Rey look amazingly alluring! And what fairly person is Kylo Ren when he fails to utilize mins similar to this? Which begins the darn mini-game! Thus play with the game and fulfill completely various personalities-Finn, Captain Phazna, Chewbacca and slew of a great deal of additional perverse circumstances! Buttressed the plot of a motion-picture demonstrate with humor and a lot of sex scenes - that you simply don't need to be forced to be a buddy to enjoy this game. However it should be greater. Let us start the game.
Here is actually the 0.65 launch edition of the parody game which Lumi and now I have been working on. Far from finished, however, we only wished to find out something. In the moment just Toriel is executed. There can be more later on. In the present time it's truly only a nude bones practical lump. To be executed in the long run are far more characters, more conversation, and much more artwork for your conflict. Controls: Arrows to budge Z to pick X to cancel C to start menu EDIT: At the commence of 2017, the two Lumi and I'm simply not financially secure enough to pursue that job anymore. We do not have some the time, so for this undertaking won't be upgraded for the near future. Apologies to anyone who had been excited about this
Yep, you've got it right - that this anime porn game is really a parody on"Star Wars" saga. And where's hot parod you could find hot and big-chested blonde Charlie! In this remake Charlie will take teh role of youthfull padawan. Her schoolteachers are fairly unusual for jedi knights tho... Besides Charlie Skyfawker there sick be yet another hotty from the narrative - Lady Petme Analia. Together they will get thru a series of adventures and attempt to find the way to give a fight back! Ofcourse since the narrative will go you'll have a opportunity by selecting one of three choices in minutes, to impact on it. And as before - that coice will probably soon be sightless so that you may want to match the game to view additional sex scenes (or utilize ana behave menu in the close of the game).
A tribe of Amazons caught the treasure hunter. He's transported to be burnt at the stake. He's absolutely nude but he's a large dick. He luvs the view of this glorious bronze buttocks of this regional Amazons. Moreover, these girls have good and large baps. Use the mouse to check at them a little nearer. Hence that the treasure hunter has been attracted to the village into the neighborhood Queen. This really is a gorgeous and buxom amazon. However, she's quite harsh. She requests to string the protagonist into her rock throne. Lightning and clouds emerge in the sky. The volcano wakes up and starts with that the eruption of lava. You have to break away now... Would you find a means to salvation?
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat