Have you ever dreamed of having sexual sex with a cartoon hottie, like Katara? This game will make you feel happy. There will be no dialogue or story, only an interactive pov sex scene. There is also various options for customization which will make the experience even more thrilling. You may also opt to randomize it to make it more enjoyment.
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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The video game's gameplay is developed to look like a mad challenge, where you should pair challenges of the exact same kind. The outside recognition of each symbol makes problems challenging to determine, therefore the individual should scroll with a number of variants to discover the reality. You should end up being familiar with the difficult controls because often, if a secret is struck incorrectly, all previous development is shed. Since the limited timer makes the task also much more severe, the made pornography episode shows up to be such a good benefit for the suffering.
This is a tale regarding Lena - quite however reclusive girl that has actually chosen the appropriate task of a curator. Or a minimum of she believed this will certainly be a peiceful and peaceful task. Detailed she will certainly expose the old tricks concealed in between racks and publications constantly examining her very own peace of mind. What if these corruptive murmurs are genuine? Lena is going to need all of her will certainly power since the temptation will certainly obtain just stornger...
This erotic parody game is based on the old TV showcase about the Gilligans family who has to find the way to live on the tropical island . Ofcourse here our heroes will get into more titillating situations yet there still will be some place for humor and explorations. Oh, and among functions is performed with our favourite Charlie! Well, there's not any sence to inform you about the story instead of just beacuse telling you will mean to destroy the surprises but also because here you'll produce your own narrative - at the particular moments you'll be permitted to earn a unsighted selection of 3 choices which will cause distinct consqeuences. And do not worry - all these impacts will likely soon probably be sex scenes!
Because you can very likely see from the name"The Phantom Penis" is obviously the parody to get"The phantom Menace" - the very first-ever vignette of a few of the very well-liked and famous picture saga"Star Wars". So get ready to watch your favourite personalities at the ways that you haven't even think to view them and combine their joy, occasionally crazy and at times fairly sexy experiences in the galaxy where they have far more chances today... and for your alluring portion of the adventrues there's 1 gal who's going to assure that for certain and she's non besides Charlie - sexy blond with big tits who's willing to have joy anytime and any location and that has been starring at fairly a great deal of sensual parodies currently (you very likely has played and if not just check our site )!
Your beloved blond Charlie is back to make anothe rone older TV flash more alluring! This time around get ready to see a police play"BJ Hooker". Charlie has come to be fairly favored. Not sufficient to lget an appartment in certain fantastic location but favored enough to find some stalker. And one shining day stalker makes his stir and attempts to fuck his beloved blonde on the road! Thankfully enough there was a daring officer BJ Hooker patrolling the streats nearby therefore that he managed to rescue our lovely leading lady. Now Charlie must prize her saviour somehow... And that is wher eshe may employ your help - simply select one of 3 choices when needed to create the story move forward. Obviously each time you may decide on a different alternative it will cause some hot sex picture. But wait a min - that stalker was?
In situation if you are still questioning the title of this video game 'BOOBIEs 'mean "Biological-Otherworld-Organism-Beings-In-Exeile". This is an unique term for the last survivors of far worlds and altrenative relaites which you collect under your security and look after them. Somehow all these beings are women and mainly quite warm looking. Well, this is deifnitely not the factor to leave them without any type of assistance?
Half a century. Half a century have actually passed because the very first websites to various other unusual truths started to open up and brand-new animals and types have actually entered our globe. Half a century... Ended up this sufficed time to obtain utilized to whatever insane crap is occurring and currently there are blended institutions for all type of animals occasionally. If you believed that adjusting to institution guidelines was hard sufficient prior to after that we have poor information for you, in one of such institutions you are going to discover however...
After that you are going to appreciate this video game for certain, if you likewise concur that Danny Fenton ought to be chasing after girls rather of ghosts. This interactive apology occurs in "Danny Phantom" world and feautres one of the most prominent and follower preferred heroines in a brand-new functions - functions of your dating rate of interest! We have to confess - some of the ghost women in this animation collection are warm as heck...
When you were prepared to approve your destiny of being harassed till the college graduation day whatever modifications, simply. And it alters considerably many thanks to your current discover - the magic light! Your harasses (that by some insane coincedence all occur to be truly bitchy however likewise truly attractive women) are mosting likely to taste their very own tablet... however beware with playing physician beacuse magic has it's very own guidelines to stabilize and comply with to maintain!
The number of of Konoha's girls you could attract? 5? A lots? Exactly how around 5 lots? And this number is still expanding! Do not miss your possibility to delight in one of the most enthusiastic interactive hentai apology based on "Naruto Shippuden" ever before! And it wont be just around fucking your preferred personalities - besides that you will certainly end up being the component of shinobi globe and epxlore most of it's both covert and apparent apsects!
Even more and even more people are influencing the genetics mutation which offers them different abnormal abilities. Actually there are numerous of them that a law is needed. For that objective the Superhero Academy was developed where youths could learn the ways their powers function and exactly how they can utilize them forever. Or for bad - there are lots of characters that choose to make use of powers by doing this too. Our story is interactive and only your decisions and options will specify which side you will take.
Being secured a jail has absolutely nothing to handle good luck. You still might consider on your own fortunate. Why? Since by some mystical coincedence you wind up to be the only man in women jail! Such unique setting includes great deals of choices however it likewise brings a great deal of difficulties. Will you handle to discover the equilibrium and transform this heck on planet right into your individual paradaise?
Carry out a relaxing getaway to village of Argleton - the location that appears to be a bit off the moment that the remainder of the globe obeys. It does not imply you wont discover what to do right here - from checking out old tales and resolving secrets up to attracting the regional hotties that transform out to be method as well much from what you have actually constantly believed regarding the girls living in such rural communities. For the much better or for the even worse is up to you!
When your preferred dream videogame personalities are mosting likely to fuck you hardly have any type of various other option than to view the whole program. Because this is still a video game you can choose one of numerous settings that they will certainly be doing it! Plus the majority of these setting can be revealed from the different video camera angles so you might delight in every single minute. And indeed, you do not really need to be the follower of "Wow" to delight in these minutes.
Properly Revived Full Version of the game out of Games. The story is all all about Aang who wishes to act as the Azula and the Avatar. To reach level he should learn to use his cock.
Within this interactive and flash game you will see how beautiful and big-titted nymph named Tsunade is introduced as a woman with chocolate-colored eyes and hetero, lengthy platinum-blonde hair. Tsunade has sugary-sweet and massive watermelons. Just luvs a lecherous oral. She inhales a thick pink cigar, enveloping it with moist lips that slide down and up. She plays with big ball sack. The blond undoubtedly luvs the flavor of a fresh manhood. She indeed likes to suck on the dick since she's a nymphomaniac. Use the arrow keys to change the interactive game displays. Love this spectacle that is stunning and hot . Are you prepared to satiate Tsunade? Don't wait a min and embark the game now.
What's Rangiku Matsumoto is famed for? That she's among the principal personalities of manga and anime show"Bleach"? Yes... and she has among the fattest tits! Naked pervert Aizen would like to play Matsumoto's funbags and that then he eventually gets his opportunity. Pretty briefly he transforms his own favourite shinagami into huge-chested fuckslut who's her just for his entertainment. And Aizen will cover a good deal of focus on those huge round tits. Combine Aizen in his pursuit of growing possesion of their fattest funbags which the entire planet of"Bleach" has seen - Rangiku Matsumoto. This revived and totally coloured interactive manga will display you the way peverted he's if it comes to playing big funbags and that which he can do together with his abilities. You do not need to enjoy"Bleach" - you can just prefer to perform with huge funbags!
Perona Zoro and Roronoa Zooro These names are known to the ecah community, and also the fact that they do not appear as often in hentai-themed parodies as they ought to. If you're bored of the hot Nami and Nico Robin, then you are able to enjoy sexual sex with the ghost princess or the well-known swordsman. They were in the same place for some period of time and eventually began to become interested in each other. However, only through parodies of hentai like this one can you get to witness their personal adventures, complete with important details.
It is still worth checking out the latest version if you've already played "Mario is Missing" even if you've already played it. This is the most suitable version to start even if you've not played it before. The story revolves around Mario's mysterious disappearance. Princess Peach is the main player and the main character. She'll be the one who defends Mushroom Kingdom from Bowser's hoards... however, she'll do it in her own style! What is it? Which one will let her take on her adversaries before she can take them down? We've mentioned before that there are a lot of enemies, and so Princess Peach must have all of her sexual experience and abilities to face this menace.
In Club Apprehension, gamers are propelled right into the footwear of a previous instructor, disgraced and looking for one last chance to recover their scholastic profession. This isn't your common class, nevertheless; to direct an infamously troublesome course of hopelessly oblivious girls from ultra-rich households in the direction of college graduation, you should at the same time handle a busy person hosting club. The video game masterfully mixes several direct stories with a vibrant sandbox-style gameplay, testing you to stabilize the requiring night life of club administration with the distinct academic requirements of your ruined, yet eventually redeemable, trainees. As a grown-up aesthetic book, it explores complicated personality communications and options, all while you browse the high-stakes globe of elite academic community and lavish home entertainment, aiming to transform these fortunate students right into effective grads.
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
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