Have you ever dreamed of having sexual sex with a cartoon hottie, like Katara? This game will make you feel happy. There will be no dialogue or story, only an interactive pov sex scene. There is also various options for customization which will make the experience even more thrilling. You may also opt to randomize it to make it more enjoyment.
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
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2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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In her role as director, Korra will continue to contribute to the modeling industry. It's kind of. Maybe her assistant? You're her assistant. While this game appears to be an e-book but you'll notice that it does have some elements of rpg. There will be times when you'll be tempted to call this game a parody on the hentai. This is the third installment in the series. As you may have already knew that the stakes are rising and Korra will be revealing more and more of her sexual capabilities.
Welcome! Invite to the "Opening Home"! In spite of it's call it is really a superb location - the location where you can choose among numerous girls that are 'stuck 'in the wall surfaces and prepared to be utilized by you in numerous kinky methods! Which is not all: all these attractive sluts are not simply some girls however one of the most well-known personalities from prominent animations and videogames! Discover your preferred ones and have a good time!
Prepare for the very best ninja sparring in your life because it is mosting likely to protest non besides Ino Yamanaka! This blonde chick is warm, her tits are rounded, and her butt allows sufficient to make your dick to obtain difficult quickly! Yep, you are mosting likely to fuck this chick right below and currently! Oh, did she truly believed that you are right here for the training? She has actually certainly failed to remember that she is the celebrity of "Pornography Bastards" collection currently!
Now being growned up Naruto doesn; t have much of exciting adventures yet he made use of to in the past. And although a few of such adventures can be given by his sexy and stunning partner Hinata when Naruto returns it is still not nearly enough. Will Naruto find the balance between tranquility and action or will the regular take control of him when and for all? The solution depends upon lots of vital decisions that you will create him during this aesthetic unique!
In this hentai apology scene you are mosting likely to delight in the attractive funtime with beautiful Sarad Uchiha from "Boruto" also known as "Future generation Naruto". This secnes is colroful, computer animated and... adjustable! That's best - over a lots of different specifications, attire and accessoires produce numerous feasible mixes for you to attempt and choose your preferred ones! Or simply choose an arbitrary!
It was expected to be videogames all evening wish for finest friends however rather among them (yes, the one that you are playing as) wound up stuck to his finest frend's household. Do not obtain distressed as well early since fortunately sufficient this household is composed of warm looking mom and non the much less warm looking siblings so as you can picture this evening is going to be anything however boring.
You are playing as a man that needs to look after your buddies child called Milly. Her moms and dads needed to transfer to one more nation due to theor tasks though they didnt wish to take Milly out of her pleasant atmosphere particularly when she has actually begun her examining at university. Leaving her under your guardianship appeared like a great concept. Looks like Milly is going to discover a great deal of brand-new wonderful points not just at university...
Are you right into redhead girls, goth girls or perhaps insane girls? When, Titans Tower is the fantastic location where each and all of them can be discovered at! End up being the novice superhero and take your come across attracting Starfire, Raven or Jinx in this of course interesting experience blended from aesthetic unique, dating simulator and hentai apology! Each woman is a challenge and just resolving this challenge is the essential to satisfying your damp desires!
You get on a goal. A very secret and really vital objective which will need both your battling skills and. teasing abilities! Your mian task is to attract 3 women in one night though as you have actually possibly already thought they are not as straightforward as they appear. However they are definitely hot and they are definitely hazardous! Their names are Makiko, Pawa and Himari so if you think that you got right into the crazy globe of "Chainsaw Male" after that you are absolutely!
You have already attracted the 'basic set' of Konoha girls so in the second phase you will hop on the following level. Girl Tsunade? Or maybe Shizune a minimum of? Well, not. This time the goal is going to be tougher for sure: you already understand how to seduce your allies however can you do the same trick with the adversaries of the clan? Do not stress - your 'harem 'will accompany with you on this mission. After they will certainly transform their outfits for something extra slutty looking...
Invite to the Fuatanri Island! Beware - this is a harmful location for all that desires to fuck and does not desire to obtain fucked up! Explroe it's tricks, discover the system of websites and take on various other futas in pac-man themed minigames to obtain the primary reward - limitless sex with thoughtful Futagoddess (according to the old tales which might exist so you will certainly need to inspect it on your own)!
You woke up to a boring pains, the acquainted fragrance of antibacterial changed by something richer, much more international. Your eyes trembled available to unknown, lavish environments-- a plain comparison to the blood and dust that had actually been your last memory. A number leaned over you, their functions settling right into the face of the present Hokage, their expression unreadable. They had actually discovered you, drew you back from the verge of whatever base edge of this globe had actually almost declared you.
Within its particular narrative structure, the video game is developed to provide gamers a variety of methods to involve with its personalities on an individual degree. This consists of intimate experiences focused around developing a link with Violet, checking out that specific connection arc with deepness. The experience broadens to include communications with a range of various other fascinating personalities, each providing unique characters and characteristics. This breadth of link and personality communication, checking out various aspects of connection and affection, intends to offer a range of experiences meant to accommodate varied preferences within the context of the NTS/NTR globe the video game depicts.
Our preferred ninja girls have actually growned... and all in the best locations! Accompanying them on objectives is currently way much more interesting than ever prior to! And particularly if this objective occurs on an exotic island which implies they will certainly be using minumum of clothing, he-he-he... And yes, although all the personalities are passing various other names they are rather identifiable for any type of anime follower.
The game allows you to make your own entertainment based on hentai. You'll play the role of director of a porn-film starring Retsu Unohana. You might recognize this gorgeous model from the animated series "Bleach" however, even if this is the first time playing, you'll still be able to say that she's an outstanding model for this kind of entertainment. Let's get straight to the main point. As we've already stated, you will not only be watching, but you'll also be writing the content. The player will present you with nine different perspectives. They can be selected by you at your discretion. Then, you will be able to create and modify the content in the order you prefer. Simply click play and take pleasure in your hentai film. It is possible to come up with some hentai-themed parodies that could be used to create this!
Kushina Uzumaki, from the anime manga and anime series "Naruto" is having a private time of fun. The most effective way to provide her with the pleasure she desires is to allow her to have sexual relations with two characters at the same time... These characters were gorgeous futanaris with hard cocks. What do you think? This is an homage to hentai, so you will observe Kushina in futanari's thressome. Perhaps you thought of it after reading the intro. All you need to do is sit back and enjoy this beautifully animated scene of Kushina being double-infected. It is possible to have even more enjoyment with her and other characters by checking out our website.
Mei Terumi is undoubtedly one of the greatest mummies that anime series about the experiences of hsi buddies and Naruto has so no wonder that she makes appearances in manga porn parodies from time to time. This specific game will be more manga porn parody sans any extra stroiescharacters and dialogs nevertheless it'll have some interactive components inside this is your opportunity to fuck Mei Terumi"one on one" so to speak (even when you're likely to fuck her from using large faux-cock ). You have two ways of deeds and one of them is suppose you to fuck Mei smoothly-shaven vagina while the other is obviously going to be all about rectal hookup. Boost the amount of strength or change thes emodes in any given minutes until you'll make this stunning Mizukage to spunk... and get it done !
Naruto always had a secret passion for his hot aunty Tsunade. It is fairly understandable there wasn't any opportunity for him to drop in sofa for this supah big-titted blonde. But tonight he could fuck the bitch first-ever time while she's dead inebriated and sleeping.
Within this interactive and flash game you will see how beautiful and big-titted nymph named Tsunade is introduced as a woman with chocolate-colored eyes and hetero, lengthy blonde hair. Tsunade has sugary-sweet and massive watermelons. Just luvs a lecherous oral. She inhales a thick pecker, enveloping it with moist lips that slide down and up. She plays with big ball sack. The blond undoubtedly luvs the flavor of a fresh manhood. She indeed likes to suck on the dick since she's a nymphomaniac. Use the arrow keys to change the interactive game displays. Love this spectacle that is stunning and hot . Are you prepared to satiate Tsunade? Don't wait a min and embark the game now.
Pinoytoons brings you fresh manga porn cartoon and now it'll be blessed most aficionados of"Naruto" in ordinary and huge-chested Tsundae particularly. Thus waste no mor etime and show"Tsunade's key"! The game itself is made in kind of book that this time - meaning that there'll be some story! But do not worry - all of the scenes will be animated and animated indeed good! Not to reveal the secret itself all you need to know is that Naruto ultimately will get his chance to have a wonderful fuck sesh with Tsunade. May not be at all the way it has been guessed by him to himself but since this is manga porn game no one tells it will be realistic! Don't leave behind to check more manga porn games with Naruto and his friends on our site after you will done this one!
Slim teenagers like Sakura and Hinata ought to finish - today is the day for warm curved milfs to reveal what they can do with their spectacular butts! Redhead Mikoto Uchicha and redhead Kushina Uzumaki might not be as well-known as various other personalities from "Naruto Shippuden" collection however they certainly understand exactly how to be ideal rectal sluts - their booties will certainly obtain fucked again and again in this apology computer animation and they will certainly never ever have sufficient!
You Enjoy anime. You enjoy anime characters that are hot. You wish to look them naked in sexy activity scenes? This second flash game will be for you ! "Naruto" matches"One chunk" if Sakura matches Sarada! This two arcade bombshells will not require thair clothing in any way. Nonetheless, it is not the only real surprise - what would you state about Sakura having thick and big hermaphroditism boner? Yep, Sakura has large futa boner and she'll use it great to fuck Sarada difficult and prompt! She'll take her out behind and create her huge fun bags ! Two femmes aren't enough? So lets add yet another arcade sweetie - Nico Robin! This pirate brown-haired chick will sense that the power of powerful futa cocks too! Watch these 3 gals fucking every other switching place and playmates at a row of lively manga porn scenes on this game!
Whatever issues Naruto and Sasuke had in the previous tonight every one of them will certainly be paid back by Sarada Uchiha. Exactly how precisely? She is mosting likely to bang that busty milf Hinata ofcourse! And indeed, she has a massive futanari dick to make this vengeance feasible! Appreciate this computer animated scene of more youthful futa controling over older milf in continuous setting many thanks to men and girls from wHentai site!
Not one and not also 2 however 3 lively and wonderful cat-ladies are waiting on you in this challenge themed minigame! We should caution you that prior to obtaining to the enjoyable component you will certainly have to obtain with the major difficulty: utilize all of your reasoning and forecast abilities to catch the tense cat-lady (of your option) on drifting island and unlock a number of wonderful hentai computer animations for each of them!
Tsunade and Jiraya has particular standing inbetween them... however, it will not prevent them from getting extreme fucking anytime and everywhere they could! So once these seniors has match up just to perceive the impulse for hot bang-out and also to please it sans having a decent couch - using their practice they're able to create one another to spunk everywhere! But that does not imply you will need to simply sit and see simply as apart from demonstrable anime porn themed act there'll also be a minigame that you'll need to successfully conclude if you would like to observe the magnificent concluding popshot scene rather than a game on screen! Just do not leave behind we have a number of different personalities in Konoha Village therefore there's far more anime porn articles on the site that you're always welcomed to see.
A wonderful interactive vid parody of the Star Wars game. Get to capture yet another afterwards out of this game - fuck your furry friend or not - those are really your characters out of Scene VII of the entire epic narrative. As an example, inside the first photograph, you're going to have the ability to view Kylo Ren requesting Rey using partner psychological drive suggestion, but the proposal goes wrong and instead of getting responses, he creates Rey look amazingly alluring! And what fairly person is Kylo Ren when he fails to utilize mins similar to this? Which begins the darn mini-game! Thus play with the game and fulfill completely various personalities-Finn, Captain Phazna, Chewbacca and slew of a good deal of additional perverse scenarios! Buttressed the plot of a motion-picture showcase with humor and a lot of hookup scenes - that you simply don't need to be forced to be a buddy to enjoy this game. However it should be greater. Let us start the game.
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat