Katara is just one of the major heroines from "Character: The Last Airbender" anime collection and if you have actually thought of fucking her at the very least as soon as after that this easy yet enjoyable video game is for you! Yes, it has simply one scene in which - and there is not a surprise below - Katara obtains fucked like a slut though many thanks to broad modification setups you can transform numerous and numerous components of it: from the clothing and approximately faces!
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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Are you right into redhead girls, goth girls or possibly insane girls? As soon as, Titans Tower is the fantastic area where each and all of them can be located at! Come to be the newbie superhero and take your come across attracting Starfire, Raven or Jinx in this of course amazing journey blended from aesthetic unique, dating simulator and hentai apology! Each girl is a problem and just resolving this problem is the essential to meeting your damp desires!
Being a widower makes you not so interested in any significant partnership... or at the very least you assumed so until the day you have meet Miranda. And she is not just beautiful or simply smart - Miranda recognizes how to make an impact sufficient for a person to maintain loking for her also after some terrible keys from her past start to come out. And of course, you are he or she! A bad strategy has actually been placed in activity and currently just you can assist Miranda...
There is the possibility of interacting with non-playable Persians within the game. All are pretty girls and it's the truth. They're all beautiful with huge breasts, incredible shapes and a desire to retirement. Also, there are dungeons as well as gardens as well as courtyards. These areas are yours to explore and discover loot. The hero needs to go back to his family, restore connections after separation, and find out what's wrong with the settlement.
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There is a witch quest in this computer game. You should capture every witch. and afterwards take part in sex. You 'll gain from some guidance as you take place these experiences. You have a gun that you can make use of to quest witches, to begin. You can conveniently record the witch many thanks to the weapon's use unique ammo. Bear in mind that each witch has a protection that can just be beat making use of these particular cartridges. Second, the witch can safeguard herself from your strikes many thanks to her witch powers. You will certainly have the ability to overcome her with this magic, yet it will certainly take a great deal of initiative and anxiousness.
When some unidentified customer has actually provided you to talk a little bit, you were unwinding at home. The individual on the 'opposite side 'asserts to be your brand-new neighbor and defines herself as readhead with big tits that is constantly searching for some enjoyable tasks. Are you all set to maintain and think on talking? Or will you decline the demand instantly? Relying on your selections this tale has greater than simply 2 ends!
You endured the awful shipwreck just to wind up worldwide also crazier than anything you have actually seen prior to... and beeing the fugitive with major criminal past you have actually seen a whole lot! Ends up down near the bottom some unusual animals are living. You still require an area to lay reduced so recording one of them and taking his area appears like an excellent strategy. And the initial one you fulfill is some unusual man with sponge relevant label...
Being harassed for a long period of time made you clever and solid and currently you ultimately have the opportunity for retribution. Your bulies are not some typical foolish jerks yet rather warm looking though definitely mean assuming chicks. Well, your means of retribution is mosting likely to unique too and the retaliation that you are going to obtain from these bitches is mosting likely to be pleasing in several means...
The early morning sunlight streams via the Hokage workplace home window, drawing Naruto Uzumaki, Seventh Hokage, from a remarkably tranquil rest. No ramen-induced problems tonite, fortunately. He moans, extending his constantly aching muscular tissues-- years of fights and documentation hadnt been kind. He draws on his Hokage cape, the acquainted weight choosing his shoulders, a consistent pointer of his duty to the town. Today, like any kind of various other, is a fragile dancing in between political conferences, village-related emergency situations, and the relentless yearning to simply ditch all of it and join his child, Boruto, on some naughty journey. He takes a deep breath, an identified smile spreading out throughout his face. Time to encounter the day, Hokage-style.
You are the sicentist at the last action to great advancement in modifying the body! This last action is trying out on individuals. You do not have consent or topics yet you constantly have a number of pupils close by. Utilize them thoroughly to not call the dubious yet press the borders each time so the experiment would certainly bring outcomes for your study - the eternal problem of maintaining the equilibrium!
You might have never ever seen "The Climbing of the Guard Hero" collection yet you might recognize among it's major heroines naimed Raphtalia. This charming has actually come to be fairly preferred amongst followers of hentai and this moment you rate to appreciate her edgy contours in interactive setting: switch over the placements, search for energetic locations and have a look at the amusing discourses while Raphtalia will certainly be happily riding your digital penis!
Worldwide of Overwatch, Pharah and Reinhardt are 2 heroes that have actually gone across courses various times on the battleground. Their first experiences were noted by clashes, with Pharah's airborne attacks frequently being responded to by Reinhardt's hammer-wielding expertise. As time passed, their common regard for one an additional expanded, and they started to see past their duties as enemies. As they located themselves on the very same side throughout particular goals, they began to bond over their common worths of justice and defense. Their discussions, official and originally stilted, progressively came to be much more unwinded and pleasant. Pharah was attracted to Reinhardt's heroic nature, while Reinhardt appreciated Pharah's nerve and resolution.
The video game adheres to the tale of Mitsuki Bakugo, additionally called Katsuki Bakugo, a perky and young hero-in-training from the U.A. Senior High School. As the major lead character, Bakugo's eruptive individuality and capacities take spotlight in an awesome journey. The video game's story is embeded in a globe where bad guys and heroes clash, and Bakugo should utilize his amazing toughness and dexterity to conquer the obstacles in advance. With his Trait, Surge, Bakugo can develop huge surges with his sweat, making him an awesome challenger in fight.
Picture an area which functions as hotel for superheroes from both Wonder and DC cosmos and where they have no constraints headings they intend to unwind. And of course, our video game has to do with such area specifically! The heroes are awaiting unique solutions and they desire it to be delivired by leading course criteria. You assume you can deal with the work? Since's the spirit! Below goes your initial customer and it is... She-Hulk! Oh, you inadequate young boy!
Let's face the facts, games of the "Sex Kittens" series were insane enough. Now think about what kind of adventure is in store for you if the game has the term "mayhem". If you've already played at least one of the games in this series, you're more likely to survive this one. These chnaces will next time test in the areas of jungle that are wild in the Bermuda Triangle, where your plane and Slutty McSlut Your neko-bitch friend are gone. The plane was extremely special If you're looking for further information about it, play the game that you played previously. This game is based on that the story. Have fun!
If you have played prior games then you already know that Slutty McSlut's beau will bring you lots and lots of troubles. So continue doing this manner? It is joy! This time our personalities are likely to Mexico but for reasons they decide to take action in manner that is prohibited. That feds along with usually means that they'll need to bypass the pursuit of IRS. And like this is not enough the former gf is going to raise the fever up ! And you'll be the person who might need to discover the way from the situation by researching the dangerous and filthy corners of a border city. Here you'll meet a lot and lots of unusual characters which might provide you with currency and anime porn pictures or make your health points to reduce sooner than you dreamed them to. Should you would like to view how this story can end, pay attention.
Envision a suburb of Chicago. Beautiful homes and succulent damsels. And there's an ordinary man... That is an interactive story concerning him. Dude's name is Tom and that he works in the office. He's a silent and noiseless dude but inwards of him there's awakening and a passion for escapade. And Tom won a million bucks in the city lottery. For this currency, Tom purchased a fresh camper. Red Lamborghini. Nevertheless, the purpose in his life is to fuck Samantha. She's Tom's faculty love. Samantha is a beautiful and big-titted blonde with a smile. Look at the game display. You find a map of town. He notes that the areas which Tom could see. You have to do everything to capture the interest of Samantha. To do this, you must determine for yourself. That means you need to help meet the assignment. You undoubtedly have to consider your mind and make the appropriate decisions. Samantha will soon be yours. It is time.
Your hero is about to begin the match, about You? Use arrow keys to browse and make certain that you pick everything up You could want to split hearts:-RRB- Perhaps not shit on the road and no broken threads:-RRB- Should you forgot something then launch it again.
Frank has witnessed any shit in the prior scenes of the game show yet still he's prepared to continue and following stop in his experiences will be Glamourville! Glamourville is fairly colorfull and in the very first look really peacefull location but do not worry - and - boy Frank will come across lots and a lot of arousing experiences even in a location such as this ! The principal gameplay strategy is exactly the same (you do not need to repair something that's still wroking, right?) So research the places, locate differnent personalities and receive perosnal quests and jobs out of them and ofcourse receive the prizes when finishing them. There'll be fewer campers on the streets this time however still you need to be very carefull together when crossing the roads just like in your daily real life!
Your identification of some mysterios orgy gauze is now getting nearer to its conclusion - this can be 4th and final vignette of this show so that you merely don't have any excusy to overlook this component of teh story in case you have been after this! And should then visit our site and perform former scenes prior to kicking off this . For the past time that you will turn into Terry, the freelancer writer? Who got an extremely mild task - to learn where orgy gauze of a local celeb has come out of and when possible that has left it too. Your time for resolving this circumstance will be limite dor you wont receive the cash but fortunately you've diminished your group of suspects to a few hot ladies he's meet before throughout the analysis. And today you'll need to determine which among these is guiltless and who's guilty.
This brand new game from Mr. Pinku is a game that usually blends the two will involve mixing potions in order to create an erotic or humorous effect (or both!). results! To test the effect it is best to choose three potions, then place them in a cauldron. It is also possible to try various combinations. It doesn't matter what order you put the potions in the cauldron.
Angel who is a fit blonde lady, is set to begin her workout routine. However, this isn't only for Angel. It's an event for everyone at the gym, which includes you! You're in a special circumstance this time, because Angel is able to change her outfit in a matter of a few clicks with the help of interactive Hentai Entertainment.
Makoto Nanaya is most likely the most uber-cute looking personality out of the"BlazBlue" roster but do not worry - like the first videogame that you will not be battling anybody because here you'll be fucking! The very first thing you will discover however is the terminology of this game is japanese but even in the event that you don't understand it it is still fairly possible to work out how the gameplay works and exactly what buttons do exactly what after a tiny bit of experimentation. And also the simple fact that this game is concentrated on numerous sexual activites using Makoto Nanaya rather than on the tales or dialogs should assist you with that. Plus general variativity and very first person perspective will undoubtedly include a few more points into the immersiveness of the manga porn parody game! Have joy!
Waking up today you were mosting likely to live your everyday life. And it was regular up until one moment - the moment when you begin to discover an increasing number of little things that are quite different from your previous experiences. What has altered? What is real? Is this also real in all? Try discover out as several facts about your very own life as possible and only then the truth will certainly be exposed!
Allow me to introduce you to some youthful chick named Ohiru Nayanko. This is a youthful and beautiful doll with blue hair breasts and pink puffies. Ohiru Nayanko is sleeping Since you can see. Your assignment in this game will be to undress Ohiru Nayanko that she doesn't wake up. Use the mouse in the moment once the indicator in the base of the display is at the place. And then click the brassiere. In a duo of mins you'll have the ability to liquidate her brassiere out of Ohiru Nayanko. Her saucy hooters hopped out from beneath her clothing. Mm.. They are appealing. Let's liquidate her underpants from the dame. After that, start to rubdown the chick with her peaches and turn pink puffies. You will certainly enjoy what you see. So let's unwrap and fuck the huge-chested beauty Ohiru Nayanko and do it.
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat