Have you ever dreamed of having sexual sex with a cartoon hottie, like Katara? This game will make you feel happy. There will be no dialogue or story, only an interactive pov sex scene. There is also various options for customization which will make the experience even more thrilling. You may also opt to randomize it to make it more enjoyment.
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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What are you intended to discover at Hero Academic community? Well, according to this video game it is not a lot regarding utilizing your powers however even more regarding attracting all the warm chicks around! As well as indeed, this likewise consists of one of the most prominent (as well as attractive!) personalities from the anime collection yet in this video game a few of them might become your buddies while the others might quickly become your opponents - depends upon the options that you will certainly make throughout the playthrough since this is not just an aesthetic book however likewise a dating simulator.
You and your companion beginning a brand-new organization - an entertainment resort for extremely unique customers. Exactly how unique? Well, your customers are the women personalities from all renowned figthing videogames! You need to visualize what degree of stress and anxiety they are obtaining... and exactly how well educated their bodies are! Incidentally your companion is rather warm looking woman herself though this truth need to not quit you from making every one of your customers effectively delighted (if you understand what we suggest).
In this game you will end up non apart from Mr Smith. A title that is fantastic don't you believe? Well your hot Kylie approves. Perhaps not your title but you have arrived only in time to have a talk with your fresh customer. He's a prosperous businessman and like every prosperous entrepreneur that he's a hot wifey... as well as any entrepreneur's sexy wifey she does not head to cheat him from time to time! Or she is totally harmless and the accusations of her hubby don't have any foundation in any way? So it'll be your responsibility to learn the truth, well, you're the detective ! Just don't leave behind that you can have as many cunts as you possibly can. Follow the story, mak edecisions and attempt to fuck!
Another 1 narrative from Fucktown which prooves - the longer succes you may attain the more sex it will provide you with! When you happened to select the leadership position in wages you got not only the promotion but also the privelege to have your own assistant! Meaning that today you'll need to dialogue the candidates and determine which of them is going to be usefull in your workplace not just for the working minutes but also for those moments once you only need to ease off in a specific manner... As an extra gameplay incentive you're likely to play with the entire narrative from not new chief's place but in the assistant's too that certainly sets this game at a unique place among the rest of the games out of Fucktown series.
Linda is not only cute looking doll but in addition responcible in regards to doing her duites. Of course she obtained secertary's location at the office so briefly. Or may be it isn't due to her abilities in creating copies of significant documents and bringing coffe for her manager at time? Well, if you'll play with this game you may see exactly what everybody hope from Linda throughout her regular working day... After brief injtroduction scene the game will begin and it is going to consist of interactive manga porn scenes. They can be considered as set of minigames since in each scene you will need to perform some ordinary deeds like moving your mouse control to make the progress club to pack up and once it is done you will get to the next scene. You, the participant, are able to play the same old fun mini-games each when a colleague of Linda's receives an award. If you don't, you can change to auto mode.|Linda is secretary. You'll see it's not as simple as it appears. As an office secretary in a large office, you must handle a variety of tasks at once. This includes scanning important documents, and responding to phone calls. That's correct. It's also in Linda's list of duties. Are you intrigued? Follow Linda's story for one day and you'll be able to be able to enjoy the ups and downs she goes through during the course of her day. Keep in mind that what is enjoyable for you might not be fun for another. It's still an occupation every day! Be respectful of the work of others regardless of their rank or pay!|It's not easy being secretary. She has to scan, type and make phone calls according to what she likes, and then taking advantage of the boss's dick. This is a chance to demonstrate to Linda that you understand the way she operates. You, the participant, are able to participate in the same fun mini-games each when Linda's coworker receives an award. Linda is a secretary, and you'll discover that it's not as simple as it appears. Secretarys work in a big workplace and is required to perform a variety of tasks at once. This includes printing and scanning required documents, answering calls, and assisting the boss at any time he wishes. That's right. Linda is also on her list. Are you intrigued? Follow Linda's story|This is a tale regarding woman called Linda. She is functioning as a sceretary as well as besides her regurlar obligations she likewise has couple of additinal ones: that's right, besides filling up documents, organizing telephone call as well as making coffee she likewise needs to please her manager in extra personal methods! Did Linda's functioning day have simply ended up being extra intersting for you? Well, after that live it with her from the extremely early morning in this video game!|Sign up with Linda as well as endure among her rather common functioning days. She is functioning as an assistant which suggests that she not just needs to look quite however likewise to do rather a great deal points for her manager - from duplicating records as well as making routines to establishing organization get in touches with as well as... as well as indeed, suckng his fat dick ofcourse! That is not the just of Linda's sensual experiences throughout the day...}
Tomai is an one-of-a-kind entrance on the planet of hentai video games, mixing love, funny, and wholehearted narration with sensual, LGBT-themed experiences. As Tomai, you have simply 15 days prior to the Evening Celebration, and exactly how you select to invest that time will certainly form your future permanently. Will you check out polyamorous connections with your 2 buddies, Burdoc and Malik, discover tricks with the mystical Woman, or recognize your Papa's tradition? Every course supplies specific yaoi material, psychological deepness, and several closings that show your options. Unlike several grown-up web browser video games, Tomai provides a relaxing, story-driven experience full of queer love, balmy experiences, and individual development. If you 're seeking cost-free hentai video games with solid personalities, coming-of-age dramatization, and lots of warm-- Tomai is your following fascination.
In the pasts people were defending their survival every single minute agianst beasts and animals hiding at night. In order to provide this brand-new young types a possibility the siren gives among them with world power. When the proprietor dies it is equated to brand-new generation to deal with brand-new difficulties, this power can be utilized for the great or for the poor and. Thsi was the order of points for ages. It is harder and harder to discover the one that cares the power given that it is resting. And particularly at our time - the moment of supervillains and superheroes. That will you end up being with this power?
In the majority of traditional dream themed video games you play as take on hero that slayes the dragon and obtains the princess. Our video game is not traditional and this time you will certainly be playing as... the dragon! Will you end up being the hero or the bad guy of the tale? Depend upon just how much power you will certainly develope and en routes you will certainly choose to utilize it. And indeed, obtaining the princess likewise can be accomplished in various methods.
In Uncontrollable Lust, users will discover a tale of an uncontrollable young man who is determined to have the most beautiful women they can. To achieve their goals, they must guide their lover's actions. They will be able to set commands for the character, and then take note of the effects of their own choices and previous decisions which affect relationships. This will help create high-quality communications with beautiful women.
Allows admit it - all of us have actually fantasized regarding being bordered by just the most popular women in our daily life. And in our video game you will lastly obtain this possibility! Are you certain that you have all that is needed to take care of such a number of hotties? Their boobeis and their booties will certainly need a great deal of interest regardless of where you will certainly go and what you will certainly do and this option can never ever be simple...
Within this visual publication besides inetresting narrative and odd situations there's also this significant moment as quite intimate relationships inbetween two masculine characters thus you are completely okay with that or you need to check our site for one more kind of articles at the moment. You're still with us? Great! Then you'll find the opportunity to love this adventrues of Michael Bester that has occurred to be the final survivor on a really distant world. His life got really monotonius because then and he began to believe it is going to be like this until the end... once one day the other individual has arrived in the front doors of his foundation. Who can it be? Where did he come out? What are his aims? All that you may knwo just when you are going to play with this game on your own!
All of us have actually appreciated the interesting experiences of future heroes and bad guys while seeing "My Hero Academic community" anime sereis. Exactly how around to feel on your own in the primary personality's location? In our brand-new apology video game it is rather feasible! Play your very own function, make your very own choices, make your very own buddies and your very own opponents. Oh, and fuck your very own preferred heroes ofcourse! Yep, our video game is grownups just for a factor.
A fascinating adult video game. In any type of situation, love and love impend today, as it is the middle of springtime. You are a regular Japanese white-collar worker that gets up daily thrilled for brand-new experiences and chances. It can be hard to satisfy brand-new individuals, however you believe that having the proper discussion can make the experience extra fulfilling. That is mosting likely to succumb to your enchanting appeal? Will it be somebody you've resembled at the office, or probably somebody you've never ever satisfied prior to? Currently allow's inspect.
As I stood in the yard of U.A. Secondary school, I couldnt assistance however really feel a feeling of fond memories laundry over me. It had actually been 2 years given that the occasions that took place throughout our fight versus the bad guys that endangered our globe. I was currently among the college graduation trainees of this respected organization, and I needed to confess that I took pride in exactly how much I had actually come. My peculiarity, when a wild card in the deck, had actually been sharpened and fine-tuned with extensive training and commitment.
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Teenager Titans are back! And this time around they are extra titansthan teenagers 'in whatever regarding making love! As lengthy fucking warm chicks is enjoyable you need to likewise keep in mind that occasionally sex is also extra hardcore examination for the relationship than dealing with poor individuals! Are you still prepared to approve the danger? Click the begin switch and start one more one rowdy experience in the globe of DC comics!
Constantly believed that Ochaco Uraraka from "My Hero academic community" simply requires a great fucking? Well, in this interactive parodyshe will certainly be not doing anything else however obtaining fucked! While you beyond will certainly need to integrate several and several aspects in order to make this computer animated scene right into excellent hentai computer animated scene! Modification her attire, accessoires and also her faces!
Our hero has decorated himself by placing the bag on his own mind nevertheless the xmas tree remains standing sans any ornaments whatsoever so that our hero will have to learn more about the places inwards and away from the palace so as to find each of the onjects which may be employed to address this diminutive tree issue so that he can eventually locate the decent prize from his hot blonde gf for several of the attempts. The items which you're suppsoed to search for are fairly thematical since welll - mainly it'll be all sorts of sextoys so hardly you'll overlook them! However, a number of them are going to be covert truly great so in the event you will observe any item which you feel you can socialize with then don't have any 2nd thoughts - attempt to socialize with this! Who knows what incentives could be covert in the snowman such as?
See her becoming settled and perverted boy made a decision to accompany woman that was hot to girls bathroom in channel. He hides in bin and woman that is following toss there used. The next girl was so awful and she detected perverted boy...
Treasure Supremacy Gloryhole Version is an immersive and interesting video game that supplies gamers an one-of-a-kind experience in a globe full of magnificent treasures. The video game is made to mesmerize gamers with its amazing visuals, involving gameplay auto mechanics, and engaging story. In this version, gamers are charged with controling the globe of treasures by gathering, trading, and coping different kinds of treasures. Each treasure has its very own one-of-a-kind features, staminas, and weak points, making it important for gamers to plan and develop a varied collection. Among the standout functions of the video game is its ingenious "gloryhole" system. This enables gamers to contend and link with each various other in real-time fights, including an additional layer of enjoyment and difficulty. Gamers can make benefits and acknowledgment by climbing up the leaderboards and confirming their supremacy on the planet of treasures.
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat