Have you ever dreamed of having sexual sex with a cartoon hottie, like Katara? This game will make you feel happy. There will be no dialogue or story, only an interactive pov sex scene. There is also various options for customization which will make the experience even more thrilling. You may also opt to randomize it to make it more enjoyment.
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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To comply with the actions of your grandpa has actually never ever been even more difficult, extra dangeorus and extra interesting than in "Salacious Spirits" - the aesthetic book for grownups just based upon the renowned globe of "Bleach" collection! End up being the leader of the Spirit Culture by the bequest and collect the captains under your command many thanks just to your fight abilities, your appeals and your nature provided possessions!
As you've very likely already guessed from the name of the game you're likely to train slavegirl. And to do this you'll find plenty of choices that are unique. In the very visible ones such as switching her loosk and apparels into this collection of abilities that you would like your own fresh slavegirl to learn (he-he). There will be some joy additions like the choice of how exactly this doll should call you and herself when she is talking to you. There'll be some activities that you can sign up your slavegirl to depending on what abilities she has for the moment. The currency she will earn the more fresh features you will get to use. Some simulation elements are also added to the process but nothing indeed gonzo - everything is managed thru a plenty of of menus and menus.
The video game complies with the tale of Mitsuki Bakugo, likewise referred to as Katsuki Bakugo, a perky and young hero-in-training from the U.A. Secondary School. As the primary lead character, Bakugo's eruptive character and capabilities take spotlight in an exhilarating experience. The video game's story is embeded in a globe where bad guys and heroes clash, and Bakugo has to utilize his unbelievable stamina and dexterity to get over the difficulties in advance. With his Peculiarity, Surge, Bakugo can produce huge surges with his sweat, making him a powerful challenger in fight.
A fascinating adult video game. In any type of situation, love and love impend today, as it is the middle of springtime. You are a regular Japanese white-collar worker that gets up daily thrilled for brand-new experiences and chances. It can be hard to satisfy brand-new individuals, however you believe that having the proper discussion can make the experience extra fulfilling. That is mosting likely to succumb to your enchanting appeal? Will it be somebody you've resembled at the office, or probably somebody you've never ever satisfied prior to? Currently allow's inspect.
You woke up to a boring pains, the acquainted fragrance of antibacterial changed by something richer, extra international. Your eyes trembled available to unknown, elegant environments-- a plain comparison to the blood and dust that had actually been your last memory. A number leaned over you, their functions dealing with right into the face of the present Hokage, their expression unreadable. They had actually discovered you, drew you back from the verge of whatever base edge of this globe had actually almost declared you.
Vibrant and amusing van shows up beside grimm and weird old estate. That's appropriate - the renowned Scooby-Gang goes to one more one cirme scene to proove that regardless of what type of beast you heve seen it will certainly constantly be some criminal jerk in rubber mask! This time around they are seeking mysteriosuly disapppeared uncle of their buddy however what they will certainly discover might alter their team permanently...
This fascinating online video game provides an engaging narrative regarding a boy propelled right into a rough brand-new truth. After shedding his previous life of convenience and protection, he shows up in a peaceful, village with only a vacant pocketbook however a heart packed with hope. The core gameplay fixate this essential battle to reconstruct from the ground up: discovering important job, protecting a location to call home, and browsing the myriad problems that emerge when one is totally alone and beginning again in a location where chances might not be instantly noticeable. It checks out not simply the physical and monetary difficulties, however likewise the social and psychological trip of getting over and creating links difficulty in a brand-new, possibly uncaring, atmosphere.
Originating from a village does not suggest Becky has no aspirations. Really it is rather the contrary - she is quite certain that a person day she will certainly end up being a starlet or a model. And for that she prepares to do virtually anything. She has no huge cash or any type of links however she has huge tits and wonderful butt and she is constantly prepared to place them right into job if it will certainly make her closer to her desires.
51-Strip is a logical game based on cards. Every round, you must score 100 points. It is imperative to shift each card to the left, but be aware that points will not be added when you cover cards of similar suits. Additionally, points won't be added if higher value cards are utilized to cover lower value cards. While it may sound complicated but once you get started, it becomes easy. The reward is that for every 100 points you will be able to access the next level. This time the striptease show will include cosplay-inspired accents.
Several years have actually passed given that the globe of shinobi has actually gotten into and ruined your globe. You have actually made it through and currently investing your days with your roomamtes unde rthe careful eye of your Landlady. You have actually discovered your lesson and you understand that simply when you anticipate it the least the destiny stirkes. You will certainly need to deal with the darkness globe of shinobi once more though this time around you wont be a scared child without any power or abilities to shield on your own and the ones you like. This time around you will enter their globe initially and ruin it develop the within... or a lot of busty kunoichi will suffice to alter your mind?
The life challenges have actually divided Steven and Connie right after university. And currently when he gets on his method to see her once again there is hardly anything might quit him... unless this 'anything 'is exceptionally attractive and kinky! And that could believed that he would certainly discover something such as this in a treasures gallery of all the locations? This adventure will most definitely bring several brand-new shades right into Steven's world!
End up being the uprising hero of fabulous Konoha Town in this colroful and multilayered interactive experience! Play as Sarada Uchicha and proove that your generation is qualified for points also higher than Naruto and various other heroes... or for points also naughtier than them - this is one of the offered choices! Since occasionally sex can be a lot more powerful than any type of jutsu!
Much like any type of various other man in the street of Konoha Town you see Woman Tsunade, Naruto and others as heroes. What if the destiny itself will provide you a possibility to end up being one of such heroes? Or will you favor to examine their limitations and also placed them on their knees ultimately? The lengthy shed understanding of prohibited justu is currently exposed to you and just you will certainly determine exactly how to utilize it.
As long as you understand your household has actually never ever been included right into anything of historic range. It appears that your understanding is way much from the reality when the competition lasting for centuries comes out and endangering to ruin whatever and everybody you like. She is fatal and gorgeous and she is leading the clan of ninjas so if you wish to shield your household you will certainly need to develop your very own... and somehow you favor to utilize busty kunoicihi for this function.
Your name is Mark. You're 42 years old and you're a photographer. You are engaged in taking a picture of a damsel on the cover of glamor magazines. Like following function, you look thru the version file and see that a unusual item. Young and dark-haired enrolled for casting. Her name is Chloe. You are likely to call as there's a unexpected knock at the door. You open the door and find out a youthful and gorgeous damsel. Her name is Amanda. And she's the stepdaughter. That really can be an effect of events, is not it... Things to do... You invite a damsel to come in the area. She's a stunning bod and a pretty face.. You need to watch her downright naked... perhaps this isn't your stepdaughter... You ought to be aware of the response to this issue yourself.
Since it can be hard to realize what the video game is asking gamers to do, also when it appears counterproductive, gamers might click and discover the search gameplay aspect to be irritating and instead tiresome. The good news is, you have the tip system at hand for times such as this when you 're stuck. It's regrettable that these problems continue since this write-up offers as a wide summary of all turned on player video games. The video games all have the exact same gameplay and issues, in spite of their moderate distinctions.
Three dimensional flash game about an professor of applied botany and a youthful student whose name is Jasmine. So Jasmine arrived at the professor's mansion to discover several questions for your examination. However, she is not convenient in the professor's mansion. Additionally, the scientist begins hitting Jasmine and groping her bum. Jasmine sits on a tabouret and the professor sees her underpants. Will he be able to entice Jasmine to have sex with her? To do so, you need to resort to trickery and tranquilize Jasmine. Use the mouse and catches sight of to interact with the game. Select the conversation choices that are perfect and you will see Jasmine flashing the professor her youthful assets with succulent and resilient peaches. And gives the professor a royal fellatio. Let us begin the game at this time.
Welcome to the store - the ideal place where you could purchase all ingredients. Our hero functions here as a helper. He is not permitted to make his own potions. But there are exceptions - gorgeous and youthful brunette Biannca should change her hair colour.
Within this slightly depraved flash game, you might satisfy a erect termed Ryan Blender - that may be no joke and an unusual term, no matter how the title of the very personality of the interactive enterprise. Our erect might be a private eye, but it is unlikely his instances of husbands and wives might be attention-grabbing... until this previous one, after a distinguished lady came for ease, and an inward voice told Ryan that this instance could be something special for his or her biz and also for themself... however we are not attending to inform you some longer details about this narrative, since it's not only a deflecting game meaning you'll need to expose individual regions of the narrative yourself, nevertheless conjointly as a consequence of options could have an impact on occasions and will create you in many completely different endings. Attempt and recognize the one using the most effective love scenes. Start the game.
May be Videl and Gohan are not going to have sex in the dof Drangonball Z world that is official but in the world of manga porn parodies they are going to fuck like rabbits! And they're prepared to start after you will hit the commence button and select the difficulty level. Now Videl is now in the mood to be at the top so she will rail Gohan's stiffy with five (! ) ) Various styles! You will be selecting those styles but while doing that keep an eye on both pleasure and stress pubs that will be packing up. If you are planning to win you need to pack the pleasure club first-ever and for that you have to not only switch styles but also give our heroes moment. Or you could see mode and just love this ordinary sexy flash with your fave DBZ characters!
Enjoy another upgrade of Pussymon. In this variant you will find fresh body shapes/sizes, a fresh rather of Pussymon (Dayxie) who will have two different development types in line with the date time. Also added other pussymons, more and places.
Once more Pinoytoons will showcase us just how slutty that dark-haired chick Nico Robin from anime show"One Piece" is if she sees large and hard fuck-stick before her in time she loses all her garments and jumps onto it! And now she has indeed lucky since it appears this fellow can move indefinitely so that she can use his chisel at nonstop mode for so lengthy as she wnats into (which in relation to manga porn parodies signifies tho' that this cartoon is looped)! No thing are you that the actual aficionado of the anime bombshell or not although you may love the rythmical moves of her amzing assets for certain - with this manga porn parody cartoon isn't any stories but it's all about non stop fucking! From how you always have the option to discover more"One Piece" releated manga porn articles on the site.
Zelda's toasted and was awaiting the soiree to finish so the both of you could be lonely. Upgraded: finer unli spunk shots, Hilda costume, and a loading pub, immobile the imperceptible futa-vagina insect (for real this time). Thank you all for all of your suggestions and comments, I have read all of your opinions and have taken all into consideration. I anticipate publishing fresh things, I am very glad with my thoughts, I agree with bubble melons and additional places, clothing on sex is really a fine one too, distinct bap dimensions is certainly something I am considering...:D
Do you think that charming connection can be preserved on a far away? Our primary personalities - Alan and Cristina - appear to think. Any type of beliefe will certainly be placed under examination earlier or later on and for our pair this examination also has a name - it's Blace. Blake is Alan's roomie and where Alan is smoothing the edges Blake favors to go directly with. That has larger possibilities to thrill Cristine?
In this game you'll meet with a beautiful and chesty dame called Topf. She's a flat 60 ground magician. She cries. She's an avatar of all Air. Therefore that the duo determines to get sex in the rest. Surely Topf is fond of rectal sex, and Avatar Aang has a truly big and fat prick. Following a duo of mins, Aang starts to fuck Topf within her taut cunt. Topf receives enjoyment. Subsequently Aang tightly fucks Topf within her taut and tight round bootie. Topf accomplishes numerous climaxes. In order to interact with the game and switch sexual activities you should use the interactive manage menu in the portion of the game display. So it is time to observe this sex at the moment.
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat