Have you ever dreamed of having sexual sex with a cartoon hottie, like Katara? This game will make you feel happy. There will be no dialogue or story, only an interactive pov sex scene. There is also various options for customization which will make the experience even more thrilling. You may also opt to randomize it to make it more enjoyment.
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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The story will begin with a very emotional moment. You'll need to figure out how to save a girl from being thrown off the edge and assist her. This is only the first of many adventures that you'll share with each other. The girl is extremely grateful to you for all of your assistance, and she is now ready to be with you whatever situation and play any role you wish. There is a possibility to blend these behaviors. Be sure to think about it before you make any decision. Each of these options can have lasting consequences. Best of luck!
When the household company blends up all the cards, you are preparing your futre profession and currently made a couple of actions in the direction of ending up being an attorney...! Your sibling calls after a numerous years of no seeing and needs for your assist with running the little resort at Sunlight Bay. Bring back such very long time fogroten connections and friendhsip is not a simple point to do. And what will your present sweetheart Nicole state regarding that? Well, being an attorney implies to discover the methods of prooving your factor and appears like this summertime you are mosting likely to have the very best method ever before!
In situation if you are still questioning the title of this video game 'BOOBIEs 'mean "Biological-Otherworld-Organism-Beings-In-Exeile". This is an unique term for the last survivors of far worlds and altrenative relaites which you collect under your security and look after them. Somehow all these beings are women and mainly quite warm looking. Well, this is deifnitely not the factor to leave them without any type of assistance?
Half a century. Half a century have actually passed because the very first websites to various other unusual truths started to open up and brand-new animals and types have actually entered our globe. Half a century... Ended up this sufficed time to obtain utilized to whatever insane crap is occurring and currently there are blended institutions for all type of animals occasionally. If you believed that adjusting to institution guidelines was hard sufficient prior to after that we have poor information for you, in one of such institutions you are going to discover however...
This is a tale regarding Lena - quite however reclusive girl that has actually chosen the appropriate task of a curator. Or a minimum of she believed this will certainly be a peiceful and peaceful task. Detailed she will certainly expose the old tricks concealed in between racks and publications constantly examining her very own peace of mind. What if these corruptive murmurs are genuine? Lena is going to need all of her will certainly power since the temptation will certainly obtain just stornger...
The sting of Oscar's comments from the Halloween celebration remained, a boring throb below Josy's typical calmness. His contemptuous tone, the conceited method he 'd rejected her and those she appreciated-- it had actually captured her off-guard after that, leaving her simmering with a peaceful stress. Currently, finding him alone, immersed in his laptop computer at a remote table in the collection, an unforeseen rise of chance cleaned over her. Much from the group and not able to do his typical posturing, he appeared temporarily subjected, susceptible. A naughty stimulate fired up in her eyes. She wouldnt reduced herself to his degree with minor disrespects, however there were various other methods to instruct somebody a lesson, subtler manner ins which might decipher that thoroughly built personality he used. This was the possibility she hadnt recognized she was waiting on, and a sluggish, thoughtful smile spread throughout her face as she thought about simply exactly how pleasing this little minute of 'fate 'will be.
Unfortunately the fourth Wonderful Ninja Battle has actually left numerous youngsters as an orphants yet a few of them obtained fortunate sufficient to obtain embraced by non besides Hokage. Yes, it's regarding you. What will you do following? Will you approve this generosity and provide the generosity in return? Or will you maintain computing the vengeance and utilize every single chance you can reach place your strategy moving? This option depends on you!
You constantly believed that you could do a much better deal with pokemons than Ash Ketchum? You constantly believed that Ash's redhead sweetheart Misty would certainly splash each time you neighbor? You believed that milfs like Ash's mother would certainly go nuts over you? Well, in this video game you will lastly obtain the possibility to proove every one of these and much more! CG experience for the grown-up followers where you will certainly do uncommon points with your preferred personalities!
On the planet where everybody can be a superhero being typical really feels definitely incorrect. When you have actually practically approved your unfortunate fate your powers have lastly woke up, and simply! Without appropriate assistance and training you have all the possibilities to either end up being the superhero or to bring even more difficulties to the pople than any type of supervillain. You will certainly have to make your very own options, to make your very own errors and to deal with all the repercussions by on your own. Oh, and do not ignore your research!
Being secured a jail has absolutely nothing to handle good luck. You still might consider on your own fortunate. Why? Since by some mystical coincedence you wind up to be the only man in women jail! Such unique setting includes great deals of choices however it likewise brings a great deal of difficulties. Will you handle to discover the equilibrium and transform this heck on planet right into your individual paradaise?
Carry out a relaxing getaway to village of Argleton - the location that appears to be a bit off the moment that the remainder of the globe obeys. It does not imply you wont discover what to do right here - from checking out old tales and resolving secrets up to attracting the regional hotties that transform out to be method as well much from what you have actually constantly believed regarding the girls living in such rural communities. For the much better or for the even worse is up to you!
This video game is based upon "Assault on Titan" series though it is made in category of 'isekai '. It suggests that you are playing as an average person ftom our normal world who somehow wound up in this insane universe! Will your understanding of the characters and events aid you to do far better two important things of this journey: to make it through the battles and to attract the hotties? Well, there is only one means to learn!
Waking up today you were mosting likely to live your everyday life. And it was regular up until one moment - the moment when you begin to discover an increasing number of little things that are quite different from your previous experiences. What has altered? What is real? Is this also real in all? Try discover out as several facts about your very own life as possible and only then the truth will certainly be exposed!
Constantly wished to delve into the cabin of area competitor, check out far-off worlds, fight wicked robotics as well as find old secrets? This video game is precisely what you require because besides the outstanding tale you will certainly likewise obtain all kinds of warm activity (yep, consisting of the attractive one)! As well as although it is certainly based upon "Celebrity battles" collection you might likewise satisfy some acquainted personalities from various other prominent sci-fi worlds.
What's Rangiku Matsumoto is famed for? That she's among the principal personalities of manga and anime show"Bleach"? Yes... and she has among the fattest tits! Naked pervert Aizen would like to play Matsumoto's funbags and that then he eventually gets his opportunity. Pretty briefly he transforms his own favourite shinagami into huge-chested fuckslut who's her just for his entertainment. And Aizen will cover a good deal of focus on those huge round tits. Combine Aizen in his pursuit of growing possesion of their fattest funbags which the entire planet of"Bleach" has seen - Rangiku Matsumoto. This revived and totally coloured interactive manga will display you the way peverted he's if it comes to playing big funbags and that which he can do together with his abilities. You do not need to enjoy"Bleach" - you can just prefer to perform with huge funbags!
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Mei Shiranui - among the most famos and favored female personalities in the videogame series"King of figters" - may be an extremely skillfyl martial artist nevertheless even she's insufficient abilities to overpower the monster which utilizes magic tricks such as the sexy tengu she happened to match tonight in her way thru the woods. Ofcourse she attempted to battle but it was fairly demonstrable from the commence - that tengu monster loves the opinion of her tasty curves and he'll do whatever to possess his period for this nymph... but for him it had been too effortless to overpower in open conflict! Could be Mei Shiranui desired to become overpowered and also utilized following all? Tengu has won and he is going to have joy with his prize - he is going to fuck this chesty ultra-cutie in many different ways!
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Running the Konoha village is fairly a tiresome task real wonder that Tsunade has dropped asleep through the dinner more. Or is it since she's tipsy a lot of? Anyhow it's all up to Naruto to look after her and allow her for her bedroom... or is it only an excuse he utilizes everytime when he's broken into Tsunade's bedroom? Well, lets just leave the solving of all those crazy theories for the worshippers because everyone else is here for anime porn content and ofcourse over excited Naruto and deadly asleep Tsunade are going to provide you! Simply go after the narrative and shortly you'll reach it (and also take a while inside thanks to interactive components even through sex scenes). And ofcourse don't leave behind to visit our site for his buddies experiences and much more of Naruto!
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat