A simple but entertaining minigame that allows you to virtually fiss cartoon hottie Katara, from "Avatar: the last airbender". You can customize the scene by selecting from a variety of choices. Find the most attractive looks for Katara that suit your tastes.
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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The academic year lag and currently you are planning your future job. Ofcourse having a summer complete of enjoyable with yoru friends would certainly be real wonderful but how around to invest it functioning as a laboratory aide at the local research? This would most definitely help you with future studying, with cash and also with valuable links... and yes, if you will certainly play your cards right with obtaining some kinky funtime!
This is a tale about Molly. She is a lawyer and she is one warm looking woman of 38 years of ages. Her last relations didnt end well so no marvel that she is not seeking brand-new ones for several and several years currently. What if the destiny itself will give her a press in a proper instructions? Molly's private life will change dramatically when beautiful girl called Lilly will show up at her front doors...
In this video game, an assistant is laid off to finish her obligations. You require to energize her so she can function harder. consisting of fucking or slipping off. She presently has 2 options: either it will certainly take place in the workplace or the toilet. She will certainly obtain worn the toilet and make love in the workplace. You might also select the alternative that involves slipping off. Each degree has a distinct conclusion. The video game is unbelievably easy to play and does not call for a great deal of emphasis. To make her undress, all you need to do is push the switches.
Are you ready to play a fast casino poker video game versus not one and also not 2 but 6 (!) warm chicks at once? Obtain ready to think and to act 6 time faster because in this variant of the video game you have a very brief quantity of time to trade any cards that are being placed in the open in front of all the gamers! Yes, removing also one girl will certainly be quite a challenge and you have 6 of them!
A brand-new dirty pornographic video game. It's been a lengthy time given that the bunch of perverted pirates and the curvy redhead saw women. What could fail, if they wind up where they began and no one quits them? They 'll start trying to charm the female. They will certainly employ a variety of temptation approaches, but in the end, words will certainly transform right into activities. Regardless, this is a fantastic minute. Allow's begin the video game right currently.
Your life will change. No issue are eager it or otherwise. The point is your papa determine to wed once more which suggests your house will obtain pretty crowded because you will certainly obtain not just step-mom but also 3 (yes, 3!) step-sisters! The place that you once called home turns right into a nuthouse and the only point that could help you to approve this brand-new reality is sex...
Key heroine of our non-linear tale is Sophia Parker - a mother and a wife. Because of her husband obtained a brand-new job she and their boy and daughter needed to relocate to another city. And no issue how hard Susan will certainly attempt it wont be feasible to obey her old order in a brand-new place. Plus individuals around here are not right into brand-new faces either. Will Susan take her life under contorl and maintain her family with each other? Or will she allow the strangers and obstacles to determine on how she and her family should live, function and also love? Depends on several complicated choises that you will certainly make!
Simply recently Aertrian - the royal prince of the kingdom of Eldrark - brand-new how excatly his life will certainly life would certainly go a sif itw as schedule dby his fatehr and ministers. With a help of his best friend called Jarred everything can be changed and their life can become one exciting and big adventure! What will Aertrian choose - prescripted convenience or thrilling unidentified, life by the regulations or life versus any regulations? This choice is except Aertrian but for you as the gamer!
The screams still resembled in your ears, also as the thick cover of the woodland ingested the last remnants of the burning town behind you. Out of breath, rough, sustained just by terror and a desperate instinct for survival, you dove deeper right into the twisted mess of trees and copse. The weird Grimm, unlike any you had actually seen prior to, with their distressing silence and relentless pace, were a nightmare made manifest. Every snapped branch, every rustle of fallen leaves, sent out a shock of ice through your veins-- they were searching you, and the perceived safety of the timbers supplied little convenience versus their scary persistence. For what seemed like days, you stumbled through the wild, the gnawing hunger in your stubborn belly matched just by the cold knot of anxiety, completely shed and utterly alone.
In case if you are still questioning the title of this video game 'BOOBIEs 'stands for "Biological-Otherworld-Organism-Beings-In-Exeile". This is an unique term for the last survivors of much away universes and altrenative relaites which you collect under your protection and care for them. For some factor all these beings are females and mostly pretty warm looking. Well, this is deifnitely not the factor to leave them without any help?
Invite back to the fantastic globe of the fabulous legend! This time you wont be seeing it as a jedi or also as a sith - this time you will certainly play as... royal officer! You have actually simply begun building your job and you are planning to build it much. Are you smart sufficient for all the unique missions that will be given to you? Fragile missions, covert missions, missions with several tenptations? Well, there is just one way to figure out!
This fascinating online video game presents an engaging narrative about a boy propelled right into a rough brand-new reality. After shedding his previous life of convenience and protection, he arrives in a quiet, small community with absolutely nothing but a vacant pocketbook but a heart packed with hope. The core gameplay fixate this fundamental battle to rebuild from sc***: finding essential job, securing a place to call home, and browsing the myriad difficulties that emerge when one is completely alone and beginning again in a place where opportunities might not be immediately noticeable. It explores not simply the physical and financial challenges, but also the social and psychological trip of getting over and forging links difficulty in a brand-new, possibly indifferent, environment.
Originating from a small community does not suggest Becky has no ambitions. Actually it is quite the contrary - she is pretty certain that one day she will certainly become a starlet or a model. And for that she prepares to do virtually anything. She has no big cash or any links but she has big tits and wonderful butt and she is constantly ready to place them right into job if it will certainly make her closer to her desires.
At first you thought it was some sort of scam given that you have never ever won anything in your whole life and currently you have a cost-free journey to the exotic island of your desires? Having a great deal of scepsis you still determined to check the address and it ends up there is actually a workplace, an assistant, a plane and also a few other visitors... that all transform out to be warm looking ladies! Dual good luck? How you will certainly utilize this good luck is up to you in this dating at hotel themed roleplay adventure!
An ordinary college fool determines to switch his life and be wise. He's got problems with mathematics. He comes following courses to a mathematics schoolteacher. This really is a gorgeous and big-chested blondehair. His story is told by dunce and the schoolteacher helps him. But maybe not so plain. Dude determined to entice the doll. And then he succeeds. You have to embark massaging her big globes. Then embark twisting her nipples. The schoolteacher became moist and carries off her panties. Wow. She's a lovely and juicy cunt. Start eating . Fuck the schoolteacher in her pink crevasse with your thick dick. The schoolteacher groans with pleasure and she forgot about math. Keep satisfying the schoolteacher until she reaches a orgasm. Or perhaps you would like anal romp? You'll get the answer when you embark enjoying with.
We celebrate the Saint Patrick's evening - spiritual and cultural festival, that would soon be celebrated on March 17 that the day of the death of the patron of Ireland - because match flashs! What's better than that a good cold beer and a blonde woman? Only begin to play collectively and undress which babe by clicking Alice's mind, the brunette with dull dim abilities. Subsequently use the mouse afterward rod to the route to whip the clothes of up the blonde. Be careful - stay on manner, dont out roster. And now ought to you need into figure out longer's click on the questions tab in the best of that screen. Gender and civilization are harmonious at many way!
You do not actually need to know anything about fixing cleaning equipments given that this is most definitely not what this video game has to do with - this video game has to do with what follows the job is done and it is time to obtain your payment. And what kind of payment can you obtain from extra but lonesome warm looking blonde chick that was quite satisfied (if you know what we suggest by that) by wathcing your convenient job? That 's!
Something interesting and corrupt happens during the flight. A famous athlete arrives from Tokyo. He got a tattoo. He was a sucker for sex, and he decided to have it. He is a Stewardess. This is a beautiful and appropriate for large breasted brunettes. The man asks her to look at his new tattoo, and she takes off her pants. The stewardess is amazed at the man's thick penis. The cock is so delicious that the stewardesses begin to eat the cock and play with its big hairy eggs. The male strips her and kisses her big, pink nipples and boobs. He then starts to fuck the stewardess and inserts his penis into the erotic cat. In a cabin at 10,000m elevation, he enjoys gentle sex. You want to continue the story? Start playing right away.
Paul McClain is youthfull and promising detective. At the moment he's on his way to talk about the case with his latest customer who tuns out to be a few landowner out of England. You do not need to be a detective to state this bastards is quite prosperous when you will see his mansion... and his maid also! But lets get back into the situation, shall we? It involves this landowner's stepdaughter who's gone lost. Now it is up to Paul (along with the player ofcourse) to locate her. How? Well, you get the info that she has a birthmark in a very speial location. Thsi is if you understand that Paul will get a good deal of sexual experiences on his approach to solving this case. Properly drawn detective game with interesting characters, interactive storytelling and a great deal of orgy scenes from well known"Meet and fuck" series!
You work like a TV repairer. You have a good deal of orders on the job. You're extremely tired at the close of the afternoon, but you also love your job. You went to a customer to fix the TV. You hit on the doorway. Wow. The doorway opens a damn hot and huge-titted doll having crimson hair. She allows you to the space and you fix the TV. The job is completed and the doll provides you a beverage and witness porn. You consent and following a duo of mins you sit back on the sofa and witness porn. The doll needs something you commence to undress her. Massaging her enormous tits and elastic nipples. Then lick her pink twat. Following that, you fuck this bitchy bitch just like a inexpensive whore.
Umichan Maiko is back so you're once more welcomed to enter colorful world which this time will be more competitive than you may remeber it in different games - now our nice appearing primary leading lady will need to manage several diverse items simultaneously starting with up and studying to working while attempting to maintain her buddies nearby. Obvioulsy because this will be an rpg game it'll be your responsibility to determine how she will be coping with all this and it's you who'll confront the effects of those choices. Ofcourse there is going to be a great deal of boys and girls from Umichan Maiko's extreme life and with a few of these you may even have the romantic relations yet how precisely you can access hentai content together you need to figure out all on your own.
First of all this game will be completely on japanes terminology (well, except for few names for buttons at the main menu) so in the event you don't understand the terminology you aren't likely to get exactly what the story behind all of the action in this game. However, if you enjoy watching lovely anime nymph is cleaning up the entire college construction sans any maid at you probably need to give this game a opportunity. By the way you dont' trim to understand all the dialogs - . Just don't press it for too lengthy or you will miss the graphic content consisting of a lot of locations, funny situations and sexy poses that main leading lady of this game is going to show you! And because it's all about cleaning do not be astonished that our leading lady will need to clean up the mess she made hereself...
This arcade is more like a parody hentai minigame. The hardest part of the game will be at the beginning. You will have to choose which of two hotties to fuck first. The most famous princess blonde is referred to by everyone as Princess Peach, which is Mario's girlfriend wearing a pink dress. Laura Kinney, also known by X-23 and known as the female clone for the Wolverione, will be another hottie. As you will see, it is a difficult choice. However, the best thing about it is that you can always return to the main menu to switch the girl.
In case yo constantly wished to play kinky games together with best chicks of all"Overwatch" then now is the lucky day! It's not a secret which fans favorite Tracer chooses girls. And playing them just on the battle is not enough for her today. She determines to play along with her womanly opponents in additional match - she will examine their sexual pleasure immunity. And she'll be happy if you determine to joing her tonight! It is possible to select Mercy, D.Va or even Widowmaker for your match (however at firts there'll be just Mercy accessible - you'll unlock different charcters from winning the match ). In terms of the gameplay - it's memory variant. You may see the deeds that Tracer can execute on her opponent (such as fucking her mouth, cootchie and etc.) and you will need to replicate the arrangement and get your things!
As part of this interesting romp flash games you will learn the story. Frolic he likes to meet with girls. Therefore, first consider the game display. You know you have a opportunity to choose some kind of action. For example, visit the fitness center or earn a money back. Or simply sit and sleep. However, it's ideal to embark dating big-chested girls. Use the mouse to interact with all the game components. As soon as you leave, you will have a chance to meet a fresh lady there. Use the dialogue. You need to earn money to go with a dame to some restaurant. And also you can get crazy and rough romp with this beautiful and big-chested lady anywhere. For instance, in the rest room or in the soccer field. Any dream orgy is going to be set in place within this game. If you want to see it, then embark playing.
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat