Commander Shepard should really be more careful with giving his advertisments to each and every shop on the Citadel... oh, nope, it is too late already because even the sexshops now has this voice recording to attract young and naive asarian hotties who look for new discoveries by using some strange and mysterious mechanisms! Just read this parody comics to know more!
Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.
Commander Shepard should really be more careful with giving his advertisments to each and every shop on the Citadel... oh, nope, it is too late already because even the sexshops now has this voice recording to attract young and naive asarian hotties who look for new discoveries by using some strange and mysterious mechanisms! Just read this parody comics to know more!
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