The irate pirate wants to have sexy babes every morning but to become absolute pirate he had to buy a parrot. But he was mistaken about that parrot, he doesn't speak things that you want to hear.
"Foreign film festival" or "Porn film festival"? Very tricky way how to make your husband come with you everywhere you want. Just say those magic words because man hears only things he wants to hear and he will be yours.