Man went to a doctor and doctor asked him to make analyses. When nurse gave him small cup and left him in cabinet alone he thought that she needs a sperm. When nurse saw what is inside of this cup she was very shocked.
Penguin was driving a car and after a while it stopped working. He gave his car to repair shop and while they were checking and looking for a problem he went to buy an ice cream. Understood him wrong when he came back his mouth was smeary with ice cream and repairer.