Christie GAMES
Everything Christie in one place. Pick from 3 games and dive straight in.
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Christie DOA Undress
Within this flash game you'll be able to sundress a gorgeous woman in whatever way you desire. Take a look at the Monitor. You visit Christy in the cartoon DOA. From the show, Christy is a heartless pro assassin who luvs her job of murdering rather than monetary prize. She uses whatever means required to realize her mission goals, such as using her looks, charm and romp appeal. And you'll be able to sundress this up huge-chested beauty in whatever clothing you desire. To do so use the game manage panel to the right side of this display. In addition to the mouse, that will interact with all the game items. Dress up Christy exactly the way that you want to... Or undress Christy to watch her big watermelons with pink nipples... Enjoy this game right now.
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Large titted bi-atch Christie
Christie Allen with udders bigger than her head and some rando just going absolutely feral on them. That's the whole pitch. No setup, no lore, just the DOA babe with a chest that looks like two watermelons in a sports bra and a guy who treats them like stress balls filled with milk. The titfuck scene is where it's at honestly. He's pressing those things together so hard you can see the skin go white, then red, and she's making these noises that are half moan half "dude that's my spine". The milk mechanic is weirdly specific. Like you don't just get a little drip, it's a full on fountain moment that covers her face and stomach. I kept waiting for it to stop and it just... didn't. Felt like someone modded a lactation fetish into a fighting game and forgot to add a toggle. The doggystyle part after that is fine but the camera keeps cutting to her tits swinging like they have their own physics engine, which they probably do. Her ass is there too, big and round, but the game clearly has a favorite and it's not subtle about it. The *** framing is there if you squint, she says no a few times but her body language says otherwise, classic hentai logic. Some of the sound effects sound like they were recorded in a bathroom with a phone from 2016. The squelching never stops. Ever. Would've loved a scene where she uses those things on purpose, like actually gets into it instead of just reacting. Maybe a POV option or a mirror. The guy is faceless which is fine but his hands are weirdly detailed, like they spent the whole budget on knuckles and forgot the rest. If you're into breast expansion and DOA girls getting absolutely wrecked, this scratches that itch. Just don't expect a plot or any reason for any of it.
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Christie Dungeon 2
I honestly can't remember the last time I clicked a blonde's armpit and the whole scene shifted. That's not a metaphor. Christie just stands there in her dungeon gear, all leather straps and that specific bored expression dominants practice in mirrors, and you're supposed to poke around her body like she's a touchscreen puzzle. The cursor changes. You learn to dread the little magnifying glass icon because it means you missed a hotspot three scenes ago and now you're backtracking through menus that feel like they were designed by someone who hates menus. There are supposed to be 55 scenes. I found maybe 40 before my patience evaporated. One of the six animations involved a riding crop and Christie's breasts doing this physics-defying wobble that made me laugh, which I don't think was the intended reaction. The BDSM framing is there. Restraints, some light flogging, the whole "slave and master" dynamic the description promises. But it feels less like a power exchange and more like a very specific scavenger hunt where the reward is seeing Christie's tits from a slightly different angle. Her character model has this plastic sheen, like a doll that's been under hot studio lights too long. The ass though. The ass has weight. Someone on this dev team has opinions about how a woman's hips should look in latex, and those opinions are the most interesting thing in the entire experience. The dungeon itself is beige. Who makes a beige dungeon? Every surface looks like it was textured in 2006 and then forgotten. You click the bedpost. You click the shackles. You click Christie's thigh and something unlocks. Or doesn't. The feedback is inconsistent, like the game can't decide if it wants you to discover things organically or just click everything in a grid pattern until something happens. I spent three minutes trying to trigger a transition that turned out to be behind her ear. Behind her fucking ear. At one point you remove her top and the animation stutters. Her breasts clip through the fabric. It's the kind of jank that either ruins it for you or becomes part of the charm, and I still don't know which camp I'm in. The adult content is there, explicit and unflinching, but everything around it feels like a prototype someone abandoned after a weekend. Christie's dialogue is minimal, mostly variations on "good boy" delivered with all the enthusiasm of a GPS voice. You're supposed to feel dominated. Mostly I felt like I was debugging someone's incomplete project, clicking hotspots and hoping the next scene would justify the previous fifteen minutes of pixel hunting. The blowjob scene is competently animated. I'll give them that. Everything else is just. You know when you're rearranging furniture and find a sock you lost two years ago? That's what playing this feels like, except the sock is a dominatrix and you're not sure why you're still clicking.