Dark Piccolo GAMES
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- pinoytoons▶ INSERT COIN
Dark Piccolo in Co-op Play
My kid could walk in any second and I'm staring at this... thing. Dark Piccolo. What even is that name? Sounds like a bootleg Dragon Ball villain but no, it's some pinoytoons joint with a green guy who's got a third leg situation going on that would make a horse nervous. The art is rough, like someone drew it on a napkin during lunch break, but somehow that makes it filthier? I don't understand my own brain. The setup is you're gaming, right, and these two women start going at each other right next to you. Classic hentai logic. One of them pulls out a strapon and I'm thinking okay, we're doing this, and then Piccolo or whoever whips out an anal dildo and suddenly it's a threesome where nobody's parts are what you'd expect. The big cock on this alien dude is absurd, like a baseball bat with veins, and the way the animation loops is so janky it circles back to being hypnotic. I caught myself watching for way too long before remembering I'm supposed to be judging this. The strapon scene is where things get properly unhinged. She's going to town on the other girl while Piccolo just... watches? Joins? The perspective shifts are disorienting and I still can't tell you who was doing what to whom. There's no dialogue worth mentioning, just moaning sounds that clip and crackle like a dying speaker. The whole thing feels like it was made in a weekend by someone who just discovered Flash and has very specific interests. I should be horrified but I'm mostly confused about why the green guy is even there. Is he from the game you're playing? Did he manifest from the TV? The lore is nonexistent and somehow that's the most distracting part. I need to clear my browser history and maybe rethink my parenting strategy.