Dexters Mom GAMES
Your Dexters Mom shortlist: 2 games to enjoy now, sorted so the best ones show up first.
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WaifuHub: Season 2
Dexters mom in a casting couch setup. That sentence alone should tell you if you’re in or out. WaifuHub doesn’t pretend to be anything other than what it is, a slideshow of recognizable anime tits with dialogue trees so thin you could use them as rolling paper. I clicked through the first interview with Ochako and the whole thing felt like a fever dream where nobody’s gravity works right, least of all the writing. The art is that specific brand of 2D where everyone’s skin glows like a freshly buttered dinner roll. Meiko from Prison School shows up and her ass has its own postal code, which is accurate to source material I guess. The ahegao faces trigger way too early, like the girls are having a religious experience just from you saying hello. There’s a moment with Raven where her expression cycles through three emotions during one line of dialogue and none of them match what she’s actually saying. I couldn’t stop laughing. The Lucoa scene goes full dragon maid degeneracy and I respect the commitment even though the proportions cross into territory that would make a hentai artist blush. And I’ve seen things. Gameplay is basically pick a waifu, click through text, watch them strip. Hestia’s string is doing some real structural engineering work. Rem shows up looking sad as always and I just wanted to give her a blanket but instead you’re supposed to, well. The male protagonist has no face and a dick that appears from the void like a glitched Skyrim NPC. Cheelai’s scene made me wonder if the devs have ever actually watched the Broly movie or just grabbed reference images off rule34. Probably both. The whole thing runs in browser so you can alt-tab when your boss walks by, which is the real innovation here. I wish Android 18 had more dialogue but at this point I’m basically asking for character development in a game where Mitsuki Bakugou exists for exactly one reason and it’s not her personality. The Rising of Shield Hero girls are here too, Raphtalia looking confused about why she’s auditioning for a porno. Same, honestly.
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The Milfsgiving Feast v0.5.5
Tinker Bell’s tits are out and she’s got a strap-on, I don’t know what else you need to hear. The Milfsgiving Feast is what happens when someone’s patreon folder explodes into a point and click adventure. You’re some dude in Enchantia, it’s Thanksgiving apparently, and every mom, fairy, and demon girl from a dozen different IPs wants to sit on your face. The art is that specific 3DCG style where the skin looks like polished plastic and the boobs have their own gravitational field. It’s janky, the animations sometimes clip through reality itself, and I swear one of the dialogue boxes still had a placeholder name in it. Combat is turn based for some reason. You’ll be groping Katara one minute then suddenly you’re in a fight with a dark ninja using moves that look like they were ripped from a Newgrounds flash game. The voyeurism scenes with Dexter’s mom, sorry, “Mom,” are where the game actually shines. There’s a whole segment where you just watch her through a keyhole and the teasing is more effective than the actual sex scenes later. The handjob from Elsa felt like a tech demo, her hands didn’t quite line up and I just sat there thinking about how the snow physics in Frozen were more realistic than this. Mai from Avatar is in it too, looking bored as hell while you titfuck her, which is honestly perfect characterization. The sandbox elements mean you can just wander into Mother Gothel’s tower and she’s already got her legs spread. No buildup, just immediate milf action. Midna’s there in her true form, all that weird Twili geometry somehow working with the big ass the artist gave her. The writing is exactly what you expect, full of “oh my, young man” dialogue that reads like it was translated twice. I wish the Skullgirls character, Squigly I think, had more content but she’s just kind of there for one scene. The monster girl stuff with the Draenei is actually creative, using her hooves in ways I hadn’t considered. The whole thing crashes if you try to open the inventory during a sex scene with Anna, which feels like a metaphor for something. Just save often and don’t expect the fantasy world to make any sense beyond getting you from one pair of tits to the next.