Dickgirls GAMES
2 Dickgirls games are waiting on this page, from quick online picks to longer adventures.
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Aladdin Sexquest
Aladdin’s carpet got nothing on the positions in this thing. One minute I’m answering some trivia about what color Jasmine’s top is, the next I’m staring at a panel where she’s bent over a pile of gold coins while the Genie does something that would make Disney lawyers have a collective aneurysm. The whole premise is cracked. Answer a simple question, get a hard sex scene. You mess up, you don’t advance. It’s basically a quiz for degenerates who paused Aladdin on VHS a little too long. The images are rough, deliberately unpolished like someone scribbled them on a napkin after a fever dream. About that transformed tag. They don’t just stop at vanilla pairings. There’s a whole set where characters swap bits, dickgirls suddenly popping up where you’d least expect, like a weird swap meet for anatomy. I remember getting a question wrong on purpose just to see what would happen, then got thrown into this loop of monkey business with Abu looking more confused than I was. The big boobs are comically big, like someone inflated basketballs and painted nipples on them. Not complaining. Just saying physics took a vacation. I wish the question system had some logic to it. Sometimes it’s about the cartoon, sometimes it’s a random number, and once it asked me what the Monkey’s favorite food was before showing me a XXX image that made me forget my own name. Makes zero sense. But I kept clicking anyway because my animation GIFs folder needs a few more cursed entries. The whole thing runs janky in a browser, clicking through static panels, no fancy transitions. Feels like finding a dirty magazine in a back alley but with worse art and better punchlines. Don’t expect a game, expect a strange ritual where answering correctly punishes you with something filthier. My one true grievance is that the genie’s lamp does not feature at all. Missed opportunity.
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Strip poker Harem wishes
The card flip sound is wrong. It's this wet slap noise that makes me think of something else entirely, which I guess is the point. I'm sitting there, trying to unlock the last scene with the one in the green dress, the dickgirl, and my brain is just... the poker AI is so dumb. It folds on a pair of twos but then goes all in on a high card. I've seen better bluffing from a cat. The whole thing is a strip poker setup with these two from some sheikh's harem, right? Massive tits, the kind that defy physics in a way that makes my back hurt just looking. The nipple torture tag isn't joking. Once you get their tops off, the loser has to, uh, "pay the price" and the winner gets these little metal clamps. The sound design on that part is way too crunchy. I had to check if my headphones were breaking. The Arabic theme is just some curtains and a hookah in the background, it's like they googled "exotic" and stopped at the first image result. I spent twenty minutes trying to get a specific animation loop where the green dress one is on top, and the clipping is insane. Her leg just phases through the other girl's stomach like a ghost. But the facial expressions? When the clamps go on, the eye roll is perfect. Chef's kiss. Then the audio desyncs for three seconds and it's just silent humping. My unlock percentage is stuck at 87%. There's a fourth position the gallery hints at but I cannot trigger it. I've won with a royal flush, lost on purpose, stripped them in different orders, nothing. It's eating at me. The dress physics when they take it off is actually smooth though, the silk just pools on the floor. That one detail has more polish than the entire rest of the game. I keep replaying just to see the fabric fall. The dickgirl content is not my usual thing but the way they animated the... surprise... it's surprisingly detailed. More love went into that model than the entire poker interface. The cards are so tiny I have to squint. Is that a nine or a six? Who knows. Doesn't matter, the AI will fold anyway. Just give me the last scene. Please. I need that 100%.