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Concentration test
The whole thing falls apart because of the cups. Not the boobs, those are fine, perfectly adequate, but the actual thimblerig mechanic. Three cups shuffle around and you track the red ball underneath. Simple. Except the girl behind them starts her little show and suddenly you're not watching the ball at all, you're watching her hands squish and bounce and honestly the ball could teleport to Mars and you'd miss it. That's the test I guess. Concentration. Mine is zero. Spent way too long on the second round because she does this thing where she leans forward and the cups just become background noise. The game knows what it's doing. It's not subtle about it. The red ball is literally the least interesting thing on screen and you're supposed to follow it while she's right there, tits out, doing that slow kneading thing that short-circuits whatever part of my brain handles object permanence. Failed that round like six times. Not proud of it. The game tracks your fails with this little counter that feels more judgmental than it should. Like yes, I know I'm weak, you don't need to put it in numbers. Graphics are whatever. Not ugly but deliberately unpolished in that way where you can tell the developer spent all their time on the jiggle physics and called it a day. The cups look like they were drawn in MS Paint by someone who was very distracted. Which is thematically appropriate I suppose. There's this one frame where the ball clips through the cup edge and you can see it for a split second and I still got it wrong because she tilted her head and smiled. My advice is don't even pretend you're playing the game part. Just let the timer run out and enjoy the show. The scoring system is a lie we tell ourselves.