Halo GAMES
Browse our Halo collection: 2 playable games, refreshed regularly and free to try.
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Samus Aran porn sex
I don't know what Pinoytoons was smoking when they decided Master Chief needed to rail Samus Aran but here we are, watching the galaxy's most stoic supersoldier absolutely destroy Nintendo's favorite bounty hunter from behind. The animation is rough. Like, really rough. Janky tweening that makes Samus's blonde ponytail whip around like it's got a mind of its own, and Chief's armor just kind of... clips through everything. His green plates phase through her catsuit like ghost limbs. It's not polished. It's not trying to be. The whole thing is one looping doggystyle scene with Samus bent over some nondescript sci-fi surface, that zero suit peeled down just enough. Her ass bounces with this weird rhythm that doesn't quite match the thrusting, and there's this vacant expression on her face that's supposed to be ecstasy but reads more like she's calculating missile trajectories. Chief doesn't make a sound. Of course he doesn't. Just this silent armored monolith going to town while Samus moans in this tinny audio that sounds like it was recorded in someone's bathroom. The description talks about her wanting to win "Biggest Slut of the Galaxy" which is such a bizarre thing to pin on Samus Aran, a character whose entire deal is isolation and genocide of space pirates. But hey, crossover logic. There's something almost endearing about how unapologetically horny and jank it is. Like finding a crumpled notebook sketch from high school where someone drew their two favorite video game characters fucking. The anatomy goes weird in places, Chief's proportions shift between frames, and the whole thing has this bootleg energy that reminds me of old Newgrounds before everyone got good at digital art. Not that I'm nostalgic for that era exactly. Just saying it scratches a particular itch for low-production-value smut that doesn't pretend to be anything else. The Metroid and Halo mashup makes zero sense lore-wise but I guess that's not the point when you're watching a blonde in a catsuit get plowed from behind by seven feet of Spartan.
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Corta Fuck-a-thon
Delicious elegance mysterious monster managed to order Corta. This is a kind of tree reptile that sex-preys on young girls. Arms have actually bound Corta's arms and legs, rendering her stable. The pussy is being penetrated by a huge prick. Corta screams and groans in both agony and pleasure. Corta is forced right into her mouth and pushed all the way down her throat by the 2nd prick. Corta screams as she instantly realizes that she has yet another fat prick hidden in her behind. Oh, dear. Currently a three-way infiltration, this. Corta involves in wild sex with a sex doll, and that is her destiny. On the appropriate side of the display, there is a food selection. To browse interactive play sex scenes, utilize your computer mouse.