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Survival
My kid could probably figure out the save system in this thing but I cannot. It's one of those browser games where you click around and sometimes there's a blonde with absolutely massive tits and sometimes you're just looking at a palm tree. The whole premise is five people stuck on an island and Charlie is one of them, which I guess is a reference to something? My nephew mentioned Lost but this isn't that. This is more like someone took a survival scenario and decided the real emergency was how quickly they could get to the cumshot scenes. The handjob animation caught me off guard. Not because it was good, it's deliberately unpolished like the description says, but because the sound effect was just... wrong. Like someone slapping a wet towel against a wall. I laughed, I won't lie. The humor is there, buried under all the bouncing. And the bouncing is substantial. Charlie's design is pure parody, proportions that make no anatomical sense whatsoever, which I think is the point. The choice system seems to exist but half the time I clicked something and the same sex action played anyway. Maybe I'm missing the triggers. The beach background loops in a way that made me dizzy after a while. There's this one shell on the left side that just... vibrates. Not erotically. Just vibrates. I stared at it for maybe two minutes straight. The island setting is basically a static image with characters pasted on top, and sometimes the shadows don't line up. It's the kind of jank that circles back around to being almost charming if you're in the right mood. The survival tag is a lie, by the way. Nobody's surviving anything. They're just fucking. Which, fine, that's what the page promised, but I expected at least one coconut-related minigame.