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The Mating Game
Charlie Sheen quiz format but with actual fucking. That's the whole pitch and honestly it works better than it should. The blonde one, Charlie, she's got these questions about sex stuff and three dudes trying to answer right. Arnold Schwarzenegger is there for some reason, doing his voice, and it's so wrong it circles back to brilliant. The questions are dumb in the best way, like something from a trashy magazine quiz but hornier. The art is deliberately rough, sketchy lines and wonky proportions, but the tits are massive and the cumshots are everywhere so who cares. Every correct answer leads to a blowjob scene or a full on mating press with whoever got it right. The wrong answers still lead to sex because this is a porn game and logic doesn't matter. There's this one moment where Arnold gets a question about foreplay wrong and Charlie just shrugs and rides him anyway. That's the whole energy. I keep thinking about the cumshot animations. They're not smooth at all, more like someone dragged a white paintbrush across the screen, but the volume is absurd. Like firehose levels. It's funny and hot at the same time, which is rare. The humor tag is earned, mostly through the dialogue which sounds like it was written by someone who watched too many 90s sitcoms and then discovered hentai. The quiz mechanic gets repetitive fast though. After the third round you've seen most of the positions and the questions start repeating. But then Charlie says something ridiculous in that flat voice and I'm back in. Also the Arnold thing never stops being funny. His sprite looks like a melted action figure and I love it.