Missandei GAMES
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Missandei gets Wormed
The strap-on mechanics in this thing are completely unhinged and I love it. You get a meter that fills up based on rhythm, not just clicking, and if you miss the beat Grey Worm makes this deadpan face that had me wheezing. The whole premise is they rewrote that Stormborn scene because apparently the Unsullied have a secret arsenal of carved dragonbone attachments. Missandei's reactions scale from "dignified ambassador" to "absolutely wrecked" across five stages, and the squirt physics, I mean, they went for it. Fluid simulation that would make a triple-A studio blush, all over those Naath silk sheets. The art style is that particular flavor of jank where faces look traced from screenshots but bodies are pure hentai logic. Missandei's proportions shift between scenes like the artist forgot what they drew three frames ago. Grey Worm's abs have more detail than his face, which is probably intentional given the target audience. There's a moment where the strap-on clips through her thigh and instead of fixing it they just added a squelch sound effect. Respect. The cumshot trigger is tied to a combo system I still don't fully understand, something about alternating speed zones, and the final pop is absurdly over the top, like a firehose of white pixels. The audio though. Whoever recorded Missandei's voice lines was either way too into it or not into it at all, no middle ground. Some moans sound professional, others like someone reading a grocery list while bouncing on a yoga ball. The background music is this looping lute track that gets progressively more unhinged as the scene escalates, and by the end it's basically just someone slapping a harp. I wish they'd included the dragon sound effects from the actual episode, but that's never happening. The blog they link to has concept art that's somehow worse than the game, which is an achievement. Don't bother with the alternate ending unless you enjoy watching Grey Worm polish his weapon while monologuing about duty.
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Game of Whores - v0.30
The character creator is broken. I spent, no joke, forty minutes trying to make Cersei's cheekbones look less like a melting wax sculpture and more like the show, and she still ended up with this permanent smirk that makes her look like she just smelled something bad. Which, okay, fair enough for Cersei, but it wasn't on purpose. The point and click bits feel like they're from 2003, just dragging your cursor around waiting for it to change so you know you can interact with something. It's clunky as hell and the management side is basically just clicking "upgrade" a bunch of times until numbers go up. I don't know why I kept playing. Probably because of the scene where you "help" Margaery practice her diplomacy skills in the bathhouse. The writing suddenly stops being this stilted translation and gets really, really specific about the sound of wet skin on tile and the exact way she arches her back when you're teaching her a lesson about courtly negotiations. The ahegao face on Daenerys during the dragon-themed sex toy scene is so absurdly over the top that I had to put my phone down for a second. The corruption meter for Sansa is a whole thing too, you can literally watch her innocence stat drop while you're groping her during a "private audience" and the game just keeps a running tally like it's tracking your steps on a Fitbit. The voyeurism mechanic where you spy on Lyanna through a crack in the wall is this weirdly compelling minigame where you have to time your clicks to not get caught, and failing it locks you out of her whole questline. That's harsh. The Melisandre BDSM scenes are lit by candlelight that flickers in this genuinely unsettling way, and the shadow baby thing is referenced in the most uncomfortable context possible. I wish the Catelyn Stark corruption path didn't feel so rushed, you basically just give her wine twice and she's ready for a bukkake scene that comes out of nowhere. The Missandei stripping minigame is literally just a memory puzzle which feels like a wasted opportunity. But then there's this one moment with Brienne where the armor removal is so slow and deliberate, and the game actually lets you fail if you rush it, and she leaves. Not many games in this genre will just let you screw up and lose content. I respect that. Anyway the harem ending is bugged and crashes to desktop if you try to include Cersei and Margaery in the same scene, something about conflicting nudity states. Don't think that's getting patched.