Mlp GAMES
Your Mlp shortlist: 3 games to enjoy now, sorted so the best ones show up first.
- public▶ INSERT COIN
Furry Bang Town v0.10.5b
Fucking my way through the multiverse of abandoned IP wasn't on my bingo card this year. One minute I'm clicking through what looks like a low rent Zootopia knockoff, the next thing I know there's a futa Rainbow Dash bending Judy Hopps over a beachside cafe counter. Not complaining. Just saying the tonal whiplash here could power a small city. The art is a mess in the best way. Like someone learned to draw by tracing DeviantArt submissions from 2012 and never updated their style. Everything's slightly off, proportions shift between scenes, and that crusty linework actually adds to the whole thing. Reminds me of those old Newgrounds parodies you'd play on the family computer while praying nobody walked in. The beach scene in particular, there's this one angle where Judy's ears are just... wrong. Not anatomically wrong for a rabbit, wrong for the space time continuum. Couldn't look away. Found that hotter than half the polished visual novels clogging up my downloads folder these days. Dialogue options had me cackling. You can genuinely rizz up these characters with pickup lines that sound like they were translated through three languages and back. The whole thing runs on pure shitpost energy until suddenly it doesn't. There's this moment during the cafe scene where things go from goofy parody to surprisingly intense public use stuff and my brain just bluescreened. Wasn't expecting to be genuinely flustered by pixelated furries but here we are. The blowjob animations are janky as hell but the pacing of the dirty talk during them? Whoever wrote this understood the assignment. Not every game needs to be a masterpiece. Sometimes you need a game where you can make a MLP character rail a bunny cop while Sans Undertale just... exists in the background for some reason. Never explained. Never addressed. Perfect.
- titfuck▶ INSERT COIN
Friendship with Benefits v1.20
ok so imagine you open this game and its like someone threw a brony convention into a blender with a hentai site and hit puree. not complaining. the whole thing is my little pony but if twilight sparkle discovered hormones and decided books were boring. theres this one pegasus with tits bigger than her head and she just. stares at you. like she knows what you did last summer. the main guy, some dude who fell through a portal or whatever, wakes up in arcadia. everypony is naked. like not artsy naked, more like fur and curves and oh god princess celestia is doing what now. the game doesnt even pretend to have a plot beyond get your dick wet in a magical land of talking horses. and monster girls? yeah they threw those in too because why the fuck not. a catgirl with three sets of ears probably. i dont remember. i blacked out during a scene with rainbow dash and a suspicious amount of whipped cream. the art is 2d and looks like it was drawn by someone who really really needed to get this out of their system. like a deviantart gallery from 2009 but hornier. the lactation tag isnt lying. its everywhere. you click a button and suddenly applejack is a fountain. is that canon? who cares. the transformation stuff gets weird, one minute youre normal, next minute youre a stallion with a knot the size of a soda can. mobile game too so you can traumatize yourself on the bus. the group scenes are just. a pile of pastel fur and moans. trying to figure out whose leg is whose feels like solving a furry rubiks cube. the sound design is what youd expect, wet slaps and high pitched pony noises that made my cat leave the room. i think i saw fluttershy do something with her mouth that violates several laws of physics. the parody aspect is so loose its basically just names slapped on horny ocs. twilight sparkle has a cock now. deal with it.
- cooking▶ INSERT COIN
Confection Confession v1.0
Dive right into a tantalizing trial of Pinkie Pie's Sweet Store, where every bite promises to be a wild surprise. This isn't just any visit - it's a short but electrifying encounter that pulls you deep into Pinkie Pie’s playful world. Once you step through the door, you find yourself face-to-face with Pinkie Pie herself, her eyes sparkling with mischief and invitation. The air between you crackles as you exchange flirtatious words that’s as rich and layered as the desserts she serves. Every choice you make here isn’t merely a dialogue option - it’s a key that might unlock something far more indulgent than cake. As you navigate this flirtatious exchange, the stakes rise with every decision. If you’re clever enough, patient enough, and maybe a little daring, Pinkie Pie will reward you by letting you sample more than just one kind of cake. And when we say 'cake', well, let's just say it’s a delicious double entendre you’ll want to savor fully. This trial is your invitation to test the waters of a world dripping with pleasure and playful seduction, a place where innocence meets temptation under the sugar-dusted surface. Don’t expect a long journey just yet - but what’s here is hot, sticky, and perfectly sweet. And trust us - once you get a taste, you’ll be hungry for more. Keep an eye on updates, because this is only the beginning. Future additions promise to deepen the experience, with more choices, more teasing interactions, and yes - much more cake to be devoured. Your next visit to Pinkie Pie’s Sweet Store is going to be even hotter, and you’ll want to be ready to play your cards right if you hope to get your fingers on every last slice. So why wait? Step inside, make your moves, and see how far you can go. This game may be just a trial, but it’s packed with enough flavor to leave you craving the full course. Get ready to taste temptation like never before.