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The last of us
The whole thing runs like a bootleg GIF you'd find on a forum in 2007. Not in a charming retro way, more like someone learned animation yesterday and decided their first project should be Ellie from The Last of Us getting railed over a study desk. The frame rate stutters like it's buffering on dial-up. Character models have that plastic sheen where skin looks like melted candle wax under fluorescent light. Her boyfriend's face barely moves. Actually, does it move at all? I watched three times and I'm still not sure. The setup is almost aggressively simple. Boyfriend comes over. Studying is happening, sort of. Then it's not. Ellie bends over the desk and takes this absurdly proportioned cock that would require medical diagrams to explain. The whole thing lasts about three minutes, which is either efficient or lazy depending on your mood. There's this moment where her expression shifts, something between surprise and resignation, and I laughed out loud. Not because it was funny exactly, but because the animation tried something ambitious and landed somewhere completely different. Like watching a cat miss a jump but still pretend it meant to do that. The sound design deserves a special mention for being almost entirely absent except for these wet slapping noises that cut in and out unpredictably. Sometimes there's a grunt. Sometimes silence. The inconsistency becomes its own kind of rhythm. You know what this reminds me of? Those old Newgrounds submissions where someone clearly spent all their effort on one specific body part and everything else was an afterthought. The desk doesn't even look like a desk. It's just a brown rectangle. But the physics on certain... assets... got way more attention than anything else in the scene. Priorities, I guess.