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Molly Cyrus
The whole thing feels like it was coded in a single afternoon by someone who just discovered Flash decompilers still exist. Miley Cyrus parody, right. Except the face looks like a melted wax figure of someone who once saw a photo of her. The dress up bit is three outfits, maybe four if you squint, and the limo background is a static jpg that doesn't even tile properly when you drag clothes around. I spent way too long trying to get the police uniform to sit right on the shoulders. It never does. There's this one button for "badge" that just floats half an inch off the chest and I kept clicking it like an idiot thinking it would snap into place. The sex stuff. Okay. So there's this officer character who apparently gets lucky, and the anatomy is... ambitious. Like someone learned female proportions exclusively from hentai and then added 20% more curve just to be safe. The creampie finish is there but the animation cycles are so short you'll see the same three frames loop until you start questioning your life choices. The anal scene unlocks after you've done the vaginal one, which makes sense I guess, but the transition is literally just the character model rotating 180 degrees with a wet popping sound effect that sounds like it was recorded in a bathroom with a phone from 2009. I can't stop thinking about that sound. It haunts me. What's weird is the dialogue. There's barely any, but what's there is this broken English mess that somehow circles back around to being almost poetic. "Even police officer can get lucky with her tight pussy" is an actual sentence from the description and also basically the entire plot. No buildup, no context, just immediate penetration. The celebrity parody angle is so thin it's transparent, but honestly? That's what makes it funny. Not intentionally funny, but the kind of funny where you're clicking through dress options and suddenly there's a spread eagle pose and you're not sure when you clicked "go" but here we are. The uniform stays on during some scenes and disappears in others with no logic. I wish the limo had more interactive elements. The windows don't even fog up. Missed opportunity.