The Last Of Us GAMES
4 The Last Of Us games are waiting on this page, from quick online picks to longer adventures.
- old/young▶ INSERT COIN
The last of us
The whole thing runs like a bootleg GIF you'd find on a forum in 2007. Not in a charming retro way, more like someone learned animation yesterday and decided their first project should be Ellie from The Last of Us getting railed over a study desk. The frame rate stutters like it's buffering on dial-up. Character models have that plastic sheen where skin looks like melted candle wax under fluorescent light. Her boyfriend's face barely moves. Actually, does it move at all? I watched three times and I'm still not sure. The setup is almost aggressively simple. Boyfriend comes over. Studying is happening, sort of. Then it's not. Ellie bends over the desk and takes this absurdly proportioned cock that would require medical diagrams to explain. The whole thing lasts about three minutes, which is either efficient or lazy depending on your mood. There's this moment where her expression shifts, something between surprise and resignation, and I laughed out loud. Not because it was funny exactly, but because the animation tried something ambitious and landed somewhere completely different. Like watching a cat miss a jump but still pretend it meant to do that. The sound design deserves a special mention for being almost entirely absent except for these wet slapping noises that cut in and out unpredictably. Sometimes there's a grunt. Sometimes silence. The inconsistency becomes its own kind of rhythm. You know what this reminds me of? Those old Newgrounds submissions where someone clearly spent all their effort on one specific body part and everything else was an afterthought. The desk doesn't even look like a desk. It's just a brown rectangle. But the physics on certain... assets... got way more attention than anything else in the scene. Priorities, I guess.
- hentai▶ INSERT COIN
The Last of Ourselves
God, the character models are wrong. Like, genuinely uncomfortable at first. Ellie looks like someone tried to rebuild her from memory after seeing one blurry screenshot and a bad cosplay. Proportions just slightly off, face sliding somewhere between uncanny and a bootleg figure you'd find on a shady shelf. And the animation, what little there is, feels like it was coded during a lunch break. But here's the thing. The game knows what you're here for and doesn't pretend otherwise. It drops you into that grimy post outbreak world, all muted browns and grays, and immediately starts pushing the "adventure" into very specific, very explicit territory. There's a scene early on, in a ruined convenience store, where the whole "survival" pretense just collapses into pure hentai logic. She's supposed to be scavenging but the camera lingers, the dialogue turns breathy, and suddenly a can of Chef Boyardee becomes a plot device for something else entirely. The writing is somehow both cringe and weirdly compelling, like reading a smutty fanfic you'd never admit to bookmarking on your phone's private browser. The click through pacing is glacial. You'll wait three screens of stilted dialogue about spores just to get to the next lewd moment, and my thumb started twitching over my screen. Wish there was a way to just skip the boring apocalypse talk but there isn't. The sound design is a mess too, just generic stock effects that sometimes don't even match what's happening. A zipper sound during a scene that has no zippers. Made me laugh out loud and completely killed the mood. The skinny tag is no joke. The art leans hard into a very specific body type, all sharp angles and narrow limbs. If you've got a thing for that almost fragile look, especially in that tattered teen survivor aesthetic, this will hit different. The parody aspect only goes so far before it's just its own horny post apocalypse thing, and honestly that's better. Nobody's here for faithful adaptation. The scene in the abandoned dormitory goes places the actual Last of Us would never, and I respect that single minded degeneracy. Just maybe fix the face next time.
- elizabeth▶ INSERT COIN
Sexverse v0.7
Remember when Rule 34 parodies were just shitty flash loops with stolen MIDI files? Sexverse feels like someone bottled that chaotic energy but actually learned to code somewhere along the way. The whole thing is a massive crossover orgy pulling from everything, Game of Thrones, The Last of Us, Mass Effect, Resident Evil, Cyberpunk, even freaking Silent Hill. And it's not subtle about it either. The 3DCG is deliberately janky in places, which I honestly prefer. Too much polish in these games makes everything feel like a tech demo. Here you get these slightly off model versions of Aloy getting eaten out by Margaery Tyrell while Shadowheart watches from a corner. The voyeur tag is doing heavy lifting because half the scenes involve someone lurking. There's this one moment with Clementine from TWD that made me feel like I needed a shower, not in a good way, but I couldn't stop clicking. The foot fetish stuff with Lady Dimitrescu is so absurdly specific that I laughed out loud. You just find these scenes by poking around, no real tutorial, and sometimes you stumble into NTR territory with Panam and wonder what choices led you there. The anilingus animations are surprisingly detailed for how rough everything else looks. Liara Tsoni gets a surprisingly tender scene though, which feels weird sandwiched between the hardcore lesbian tribbing and whatever the hell is happening with Subject Zero. The whole thing runs in browser, so you're just clicking through static screens mostly, but the sheer volume of characters is stupid. Jinx from Arcane shows up next to Jodie Holmes from Beyond: Two Souls and your brain just short circuits. Don't expect coherent writing, it's basically "these characters exist, now they're fucking." Sometimes literally just that. The multiple protagonist system means you jump between perspectives with zero warning. One minute you're Kassandra from AC Odyssey getting a messy blowjob, next you're some dude from Metro 2033 watching it happen through a crack in the wall. The game doesn't care if you're confused. Honestly, skip the male protag routes unless you really want to see Meredith Stout again, the female protag content is where the actual effort went. The French kissing animations loop weirdly but the cunnilingus scenes have this slow buildup that the rest of the game doesn't earn.
- domination▶ INSERT COIN
Relic and Fury v1.0
Ellie from that zombie game and Lara from those old temple raider days stuck together in one filthy, horny mess is already kind of illegal, but the way this thing uses their feet is what actually surprised me. It starts almost innocent, like some weird fanfic fantasy where a regular dude ends up with both of them under his control, and you think “ok ok, just another basic porn parody”. Then you realize the whole focus is on socks and how much abuse you can squeeze out of a single sweaty foot. The game treats socks like gear, like actual tools for humiliation, not just decoration. You’re pulling Ellie’s dirty socks off slow while she glares at you, toes curling, and Lara is in the background with those tight sport socks still on, being forced to stroke you off with them while acting all proud and pissed at the same time. It’s fucked up and kind of funny. What I liked is how often it lets you push them from “annoyed” into “broken-in toy” during actual sex, not just in some text box. One scene that stuck with me: you’ve already used Ellie’s feet, made her rub you until she’s breathing hard and confused, and instead of jumping straight to normal penetration, you pin her down in missionary, keep her ankles pressed against your shoulders, and the camera keeps cutting back to her soles. Not her face, not your dick, just those feet twitching while you slam into her. Meanwhile Lara is ordered to kneel at the side, licking your balls like some obedient slave, still wearing one sock, and that stupid detail somehow makes it nastier. Then later you flip Lara into doggystyle, really rough, hair pulled, face pushed down, and she’s forced to rub you with her feet between thrusts, basically getting used like a multi tool. It’s actually a bit much when you chain everything together: harassment, domination, rough fucking, feet in your face, them gagging on you, and you keep going anyway because the game kind of encourages you to be a selfish bastard. At some point I realized the male protagonist doesn’t even feel like a “character”, he’s more like a cock with dialogue, but in this type of hardcore crossover it weirdly fits. The AI-generated CG sometimes looks slightly off, like Ellie’s toes bending wrong or Lara’s expression clipping into weird “half angry half bored” mode, yet those little imperfections give the scenes this trashy bootleg energy that matches the whole vibe. You’re not here for romance, or plot, or to be a good person. You’re here to grab two famous girls by the throat, use their mouths, their pussies, their asses, and especially their socks and feet, and then pretend later it was “just parody” when you close the tab.