Upgrade GAMES
2 Upgrade games are waiting on this page, from quick online picks to longer adventures.
- hard sex▶ INSERT COIN
Inseminator
The gym minigame is just clicking a button until the bar fills. I kept doing it between meetings, not even thinking, just watching my little grey alien get slightly less pathetic. His arms kind of... plump up? It's not impressive. The whole thing looks like a flash game from a forgotten forum, honestly. The girls don't even have proper outlines sometimes, just shapes that vaguely coo when you get close. But I couldn't stop upgrading his charisma stat. You need money, so you do this dumb data entry job that's basically another bar to fill, then you buy a smoothie so you have energy to study at the university, which is clicking a book icon, and that makes your "seduction" number go up. It's a loop of grinding so mundane it becomes hypnotic. There's a scene with a girl on a park bench where the animation loops so badly her neck looks like it snaps, and my alien's thrusting is just a pixelated smear. I laughed out loud, but not in a good way. The sound design is just a single wet slap on repeat, no variation, which got so annoying I muted the tab and put on a video essay about ancient grain storage. Seriously. The whole invasion premise is just a frame for cornering women in different rooms. No story, really. You just walk into a girl and if your stats are high enough, the hard sex scene triggers. Upgrading at the gym makes your alien slightly taller, which somehow unlocks the redhead at the library. The logic is absurd. That one detail, the little grunt sound the alien makes when he eats a whole raw chicken to restore energy, that stuck with me. It's so stupid. Meanwhile, the actual porn is clumsy and repetitive, with no variation in position, just the same hammering motion against a static, bored-looking model. It's genuinely terrible. The grind, though. I finished all the upgrades. What does that say?
- mage▶ INSERT COIN
The Magus Lab Public Demo
On the sprawling palace grounds, your first mission is to build a lavish tavern. Just as the doors are ready to swing open, a stunning succubus arrives, dripping with deadly charm and the promise of unruly nights. Will you let her lead you down the path of untamed, lust-soaked adventures or try to harness her fierce spirit? As you juggle your responsibilities, progress unlocks more daring and unforgettable encounters. Watch as gorgeous young women flood into the club you've crafted, eager for debauchery and unfiltered fun. But managing the tavern isn’t just about the thrills; you must concoct irresistible cocktails to captivate these stunning visitors. Upgrade and expand your domain by building opulent lounges perfect for steamy rendezvous and late-night indulgences. The fantasy world around you teems with elves, orcs, and mages, each bringing their own flavor to your growing empire. Every upgrade you make, every quest you complete, pulls you deeper into a web of erotic intrigue and wild escapades. Will you master this chaotic blend of power, pleasure, and fantasy to create a legendary hotspot where every night promises new, sinful delights?.