Pussymon 2

The Pussymon name is doing some heavy lifting here, isn't it. You know exactly what you're downloading. It's a Pokemon parody with furries and sex, the end. I loaded it up expecting something janky and half finished, and yeah, it's that. But there's a weird charm to the whole thing. The RPG elements are there, you wander around a little map, but the exploring feels like an excuse to get to the next animated card. Which, honestly, is probably the right call. The animations. Right. They're the whole reason this update exists, the dev says so. And they're... fine? I think? The movement is a bit stiff, like a flipbook made by someone who's really horny but just learned how to draw yesterday. One of the new Pussymons has this looping animation that I stared at for way too long, trying to figure out if the tail was supposed to twitch like that. It probably was. The easter egg animation was a pain in the ass to find, just a random click on a rock that I only found because I was bored and clicking everything. The sexcards themselves are explicit, no fade to black bullshit, which I appreciate. The artist clearly has a thing for a specific body type and by god they're sticking to it. The whole thing feels like it was made in a fever dream after binging the first season of the anime and then immediately switching to something much, much less wholesome. I wish the "adventure" part was more than just a wrapper. You walk, you click, a sex scene plays. That's it. The game part is so thin you can see right through it. I kept thinking about old flash games from Newgrounds, the ones that were basically just image galleries with a high score slapped on. This is that, but with a Patreon link. The animations are the only new thing, and they're okay, but I already forgot half of them. There was one with a cat, I think. Or a fox. They all kind of blend together after the third one. Don't go in expecting a deep RPG. It's a fap gallery with a map screen.

• furry
• adventure
• pussymon
• rpg
• explore