StarCasting

Look, the whole thing is a mess and I fucking love it. It’s like someone spilled orange paint and bad decisions all over a visual novel and called it a day. The Ahsoka here? Not quite right. Her head tails are wrong, the proportions are off, and honestly she looks like she melted a little in the Tatooine suns. But then she drops to her knees and the whole “becoming a Jedi” metaphor gets real literal, real fast. The casting couch is a goddamn lightsaber. You pick a dialogue option, she looks confused, and then her mouth is full. The CG scenes hit with all the grace of a drunk bantha. The anatomy bends in ways that would make a Kaminoan scientist quit their job. One moment her spine is a question mark, the next she’s bent over a console that definitely wasn’t in the Clone Wars show. The textures are greasy. Everything looks wet for no reason. It’s like the artist discovered a new brush in Blender and went absolutely feral with it. The sound design is just a single looping synth note that drills into your skull while she moans. I had to mute the tab and play the cantina band on YouTube just to stay sane. The “choice” system is a joke. You get two options. One leads to a blowjob, the other leads to a slightly different angle of the same blowjob. I clicked the one about the dark side and she just winked and kept going. No consequences. No plot. Just raw, unpolished, sticky hentai logic. There’s a moment where a text box says “use the force” and then you just watch her finger herself with a level of detail that feels illegal. The artist spent way more time on the glistening bits than on her face, which is saying something because her face is a blurry smudge. It’s a parody that forgets it’s a parody halfway through and just becomes a fap roulette. I closed the browser, cleared my history, and then opened it again ten minutes later. Don’t judge me. The whole thing is a beautiful, horny trainwreck that respects neither the source material nor basic human anatomy. I’m still not sure if I finished the game or if it finished me.

• ahsoka tano
• parody
• choice
• cg hentai
• ahsoka