Scarlet Ashbringer

Oh wow, another Warcraft parody. I've played like twelve of these and most are garbage but this one, this one is strange. The whole thing runs in browser which I definitely didn't trust at first. You know how these flash-looking things go. You're in Eastern Plaguelands and the Scarlet Ashbringer gets snatched by Naxxramas forces. That's basically the setup. The art is that rough hentai style, not even trying to look smooth, everything sort of jagged and unpolished like a drawing someone did during a boring meeting. But somehow it works for the horny Warcraft vibe. I kept clicking through dialogue about the Ashbringer getting taken and honestly some of those scenes caught me off guard. There's this moment with one of the Scarlet Crusade members after the theft that just goes places, and I'm sitting there like okay, okay, this isn't a joke anymore. Game mechanics are barely there. Click, read, make a choice, see tits. That's it. No grinding, no inventory, none of that RPG shit you might expect from something with the Warcraft label. Got frustrated when a path locked me out because of some earlier decision I made without even knowing it mattered. Who thought that was smart. You can only do Eastern Plaguelands right now which is a bummer. Whole map in the background showing other zones you can't click. Fucking tease. But the sex scenes. Look. I'm not proud of how many times I replayed a certain encounter in the chapel. The dialogue gets raunchy as hell, uncensored, everything you'd want from a hentai parody that doesn't give a damn about Blizzard's lawyers. Hoping they actually add those other zones someday instead of just vanishing like most of these browser projects do. And fix that one choice. You'll know which one.

• warcraft
• fantasy
• dating
• world of warcraft
• dating simulator