Gigantic Top Bangeroo

I downloaded this because the circus tag. Circus is weird and horny and nobody does it right. The loading screen has this elephant silhouette that looks like a bad tattoo and I already knew what I was getting into. Victoria Vanderbilt. Right. She's got these tits that defy physics in a way that makes me laugh every time the jiggle kicks in during the minigame where you're supposed to catch falling t*** artists. You don't catch them. You miss on purpose because the fail state is her bending over and her shirt just. gives up. The brunette milf thing is so aggressively on the nose that her dialogue is basically "I don't know how to run a circus but I do know how to run my mouth" and then the big cock shows up. It's a circus strongman. Of course it is. He's got like three polygons total but one of them is doing a lot of heavy lifting if you know what I mean. The minigame where you balance the books for the failing circus is broken. I kept clicking the ledger and instead it triggered a scene where she gets railed on the t*** platform. I wasn't mad about it. The humor lands somewhere between accidental and intentional and I still can't tell which. There's this one moment where a clown honks his nose in the background during a sex scene and I choked on my drink. The sound design is just stock effects from 2007 and I respect that. The whole thing feels like someone made it in a weekend and then forgot to polish it and honestly that's the charm. The circus tent backdrop repeats every three screens and I started counting the pixels on her areola instead of paying attention to the "plot" about selling the inheritance. Who cares about the fortune. I'm here for the juggle physics and the weird clown voyeur.

• big cock
• brunette
• big tits
• minigame
• humor