Spiderman Black Cat Felatio

You know that feeling when you're playing a game and the whole thing is just... off? Like someone took a perfectly good memory and ran it through a blender. That's this Spider-Man thing. Except it's not really Spider-Man, is it? It's Black Cat doing the heavy lifting while Spidey just stands there like a mannequin. The whole setup is you moving your mouse left and right to control her head. That's it. That's the mechanic. The gagging sounds are actually pretty decent though. Whoever did the audio work understood the assignment. Wet, sloppy, the kind that makes you glance at your door even though you're alone. But then the animation stutters and you're pulled right out of it. There's four endings apparently, which sounds impressive until you realize it's just variations of where things end up. I got the messy one first try because I have no self control. Speaking of no self control, why does Spider-Man look like he's been taxidermied? His expression never changes. Not once. Black Cat's doing all this work, her throat must be absolutely wrecked, and he's just standing there with dead eyes. It's almost funny if it wasn't so distracting. The deepthroat stuff works mechanically, you can see the bulge and everything, but the stiffness of the models makes it feel like two action figures being smashed together by a kid who stayed up past bedtime. I kept pressing T for tips because I thought I was missing something. I wasn't. The tips just tell you to move the mouse faster or slower. Revolutionary stuff.

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