Come Deeper

The blonde on screen is doing that thing where she looks right at you while slowly pulling a strap down, and I'm sitting there trying to remember if a seven covers a six or if I'm completely screwed. That's the whole deal with this one. You're playing some kind of card matching thing, clearing the board, and every time you pull it off she loses another piece. It's not complicated. The logic part is basically solitaire with extra steps, but your brain is fighting itself because half your blood supply has relocated south. The card mechanic is weirdly strict. You cover all cards to clear the screen, but the rules about what covers what feel arbitrary at first. A three on a four? Fine. A jack on a queen? Sure. But then it throws you a curve and suddenly you're stuck with a king and nothing to put on it, and she's just standing there in her underwear smirking while you sweat. The real model thing is what gets me though. It's not some rendered fantasy, it's an actual person who clearly knows exactly what she's doing to you. The strip sequences are slow, deliberate, the kind of tease that makes you click faster and make dumber moves. I wish the mobile version didn't have such tiny cards

• blonde
• strip
• card game
• real model
• mobile