Android 18 XXX Simulator

Right, so you boot this thing up and it's exactly what the title says. Android 18 from DBZ, but not the cool, stoic one who broke Vegeta's arm. This is a dress up doll with a pulse, and the pulse is in her panties. The whole interface feels like someone ripped a flash game from a forgotten corner of Newgrounds and slapped a fresh coat of horny on it. The 3D model is surprisingly decent for what it is, but the second you try to rotate the camera it gets all janky, like the mouse is fighting you. The hair physics are a disaster, clipping through her shoulders constantly. It's a mess. But then you find the expression slider. Oh man. You can drag her face from dead-eyed boredom to this exaggerated, tongue out ahegao that looks absolutely ridiculous on Android 18's normally serious face. It's so wrong it circles back to being the main attraction. I spent a stupid amount of time just mixing the angry eyebrows with the drooling mouth. The clothing options are what you'd expect, you can pop her top off, swap her skirt for a micro bikini, add some stockings. The "accessories" are where it gets weirdly specific. There's a Saiyan tail plug. I'm not joking. It just clips right through her, no physics, just a static brown tail sticking out. The whole thing feels like a shitpost that someone put way too much effort into the lewd bits and zero effort into everything else. The actual sex loop is basic. Two positions, a speed slider that goes from lazy Sunday to industrial piston, and a finish button. The sound design is just one wet slapping loop and a moan track that doesn't sync up at all. It's so disconnected from the animation that it becomes hypnotic. You can change her hair color to blue for some reason, and the game doesn't remember your customization if you switch positions. So you're constantly re dressing her, which is a weird metaphor for something. The whole thing is a broken, horny little time capsule. The cum effects are just a flat white texture that appears like a sticker. I don't know what I expected.

• customization
• dbz
• android 18
• dragon ball
• dragon ball z