Judge A Sexy Stripper Contest

The blonde one, number 4, she does this thing with her hip when she turns. I noticed it right away. The game says I'm a judge but really I'm just some creep with a clipboard and a betting slip, which is honestly more honest than most of these browser things. You pick your girl and then you have to make sure she wins. Not by voting. By strategy, whatever that means. I think it means sabotaging the others? The interface is clunky as hell, like someone made it in a weekend and never looked back, but that almost adds to the sleaze factor. The striptease contest thing is straightforward. Three rounds, each girl loses more clothing, and you're supposed to use your judge powers to influence the outcome. I kept clicking on the redhead by accident because the hitboxes are terrible. She was my rival's pick anyway so maybe my subconscious wanted her to win. The real model tag is doing a lot of work here, the photos are clearly some amateur set but that makes it feel more real than those uncanny valley 3D renders everyone uses now. The blonde's tits are real, you can tell by the way they move when she takes off her top. That's not a sentence I thought I'd write today. I wish there was more interaction with the girls after they win. You get the full nude reward scene which is fine, nipples and everything, spread legs, the works. But then it just ends. No follow up, no obsessive "you chose me so now I'm yours" energy. For a game about picking a favorite stripper and making her win, there's zero possessiveness afterward. She just does her thing and the screen fades. I wanted her to look at me. Specifically me. The judge who rigged the whole thing for her. That's the yandere in me talking I guess. The contest mechanic is actually kind of tense though, you have limited influence points and the other judges are working against you. I lost twice before I figured out you can block their votes in the second round. The brunette with the tattoo won the first time and I actually got mad. She wasn't even my type.

• erotic
• contest
• striptease
• judge
• real model