Student Bodies - v0.3.0

Right so Crossunder Academy. It’s one of those parody mashups where Katara from Avatar is the school nurse and Aunt Cass from Big Hero 6 runs a bakery stand for some reason. The whole thing is a puzzle dating sim with a male protagonist who becomes Class President, which is basically a license to grope his way through the student council. The 3DCG models are that specific kind of janky where the tits are massive and the ahegao faces look like someone stretched a jpeg over a balloon. It’s not good but it’s exactly what you’re here for. The groping mechanic is the main loop. You solve these sliding tile puzzles, which I swear are ripped straight from some mobile app from 2014, and each solved puzzle unlocks a new grope zone. You start with over the clothes stuff and eventually get to titfucks and creampies. There’s this one scene with Helen Parr where she’s bent over a desk and the physics on her ass just completely give up. It clips through the furniture and jiggles like a waterbed. I screenshotted it immediately. Another moment with Gwen Stacy in the library, pov oral, and her eyes roll back so far it’s almost horror but also, yeah, I kept it. The third one is Frankie Foster doing this exhibitionism thing in the hallway where the lighting makes her look like she’s made of plasticine. The tradwife tag is there for Nani Pelekai I think, she just hangs around in an apron and the dialogue is all “oh you’re so hardworking Mr. President” before a handjob in the supply closet. It’s stupid. I wish there was more with Roxanne from Goof Troop but she’s just a background npc with two lines. Why even include her. The puzzle difficulty spikes randomly. One minute it’s a 3x3 grid, next it’s a 6x6 nightmare and you’re just staring at Hermione Granger’s tits clipping through her robe while you try to remember how edge pieces work. The school setting is barely there, just a few static backgrounds. Ariel is in a bathtub in the nurse’s office which makes no sense but the titfuck animation loops smoothly so whatever. It’s a browser game so no messing with files, just click and cope with the loading screens. The Spider-Man tag is misleading, it’s just Peter Parker in one scene watching you with Gwen, he doesn’t do anything. Cuck energy. The creampie finish with Aunt Cass has this weird sound effect that’s just a wet squelch repeated three times. I don’t know why I remember that specifically but it’s burned in there now.

• titfuck
• 3dcg
• pov
• handjob
• ahegao