- nude
- HI ★3.8
- customization
Unwrap Poker Slut
- Rank
- #29
- Rating
- 3.8 / 1
- Plays
- 7,183
- Added
- 2018-06-02
The bar background is just a blur of browns and the music loop is already drilling into my skull but whatever, I'm here for the card table. She sits there with that smirk, tits practically spilling out of that top, and I'm supposed to feel bad about wanting to ruin her at poker? Nah. The game knows what it is. Strip poker with a custom girl, big tits slider cranked to maximum, and a smug expression that begs to be wiped off. First hand I go all in like a dumbass and lose my shirt. The card mechanics are basic five card draw, nothing fancy, but the AI cheats in that special way where she always seems to have a pair of queens when you're holding garbage. Between rounds you can fiddle with her hair color, skin tone, breast size, all that. I made her a redhead with ridiculous proportions and then immediately regretted it because now I'm distracted and losing more hands. The poker itself is fine, a little slow, but the real game is watching her clothes come off piece by piece. Bra goes first if you're lucky, then the skirt, then she's just sitting there in panties with that same bitchy look. The nude model is actually decent, nothing groundbreaking but the jiggle physics do their job. There's a weird moment where she calls you a loser and then deals the next hand like nothing happened, which is honestly hotter than it should be. I kept losing on purpose just to see if she'd get meaner. She doesn't. That's the whole problem really, the dialogue is so thin you could read it through a napkin. But the tits are there and the poker is playable and sometimes that's enough when you're supposed to be working. The customization menu has more options than the actual game, which says something. Not sure what.
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