Everyone Wants Me to Be a Girl v0.7.2

The cosplay contest at last year's con had this one entry, a genderbend thing that was all awkward angles and visible spirit gum. That's what this game feels like. Not the polished ones, the one where you can tell the person was figuring it out as they went, and honestly, that's the whole damn charm. Mickie, right? Just some dude. Then his body starts doing this slow, weird shift into a woman. The 3D models are janky as hell, proportions that make no sense unless you're staring at a big ass and tits that seem to grow a little more each scene. It's not good, technically. But it sticks. There's this early scene, just groping in a mirror, and the character's face is this blank mask of confusion that's more relatable than any high budget sex sim. The teasing is clumsy, the handjobs look like someone's first attempt at animating fingers, and the oral sex has this dead eyed stare that's almost hypnotic. The adventure part is just walking around a few ugly rooms, but the transformation fantasy is the real hook. Watching the body change, the voice crack, the clothes fit different. It's a fetish delivery system with zero pretense. The vaginal sex scenes, when they finally happen, are so aggressively mediocre they loop back around to being fascinating. Like, the physics are a joke, but the female protagonist's slow acceptance of her new form, that's where the writing accidentally gets good. Forgot to mention the dating sim elements, they're there but feel tacked on, just excuses for more groping and masturbation. The whole thing runs like a slideshow on my phone, but I kept clicking. Not because it's hot, exactly. Because it's weirdly honest. A mess of a game that knows exactly what it is, a dirty little fantasy about losing yourself, one awkwardly rendered boob at a time. The morning after, I don't remember the sex. I remember that stupid mirror scene.

• fantasy
• teasing
• transformation
• groping
• adventure