Burger Boy

so burger boy, right. i was just clicking around, finding something to yank one out to while my other monitor had some spreadsheet open from work. the tag said milf and big boobs so i figured cool, standard stuff. you play this guy in a greasy kitchen flipping burgers and life sucks, we all been there. then this... thing shows up. a furry little creature. not the sexy kind of furry, more like a weird gremlin, and suddenly the whole game takes a left turn into weirdville. the art is rough. like someone learned to draw yesterday and just said fuck it, ship it. the lines are shaky and the boobs, when they appear, are absolutely massive. like comically big, they got their own gravity field. but the weirdest part? the creature starts talking. and it has this whole backstory that it's been keeping secrets and your life can change or whatever. the game keeps asking if this thing's presence made things better or worse but honestly i was just trying to see the milf with the tits the size of beanbag chairs. there's this one scene where you're in the restaurant's back office, the chef lady who's like way too old for you is hovering, and the creature is just sitting on the desk judging you. it's so bizarrely unsexy that it circles back around to kinda hot. the sheer absurdity of it. i think the furry thing was supposed to be a metaphor for something? responsibility? i dunno man i skipped a lot of the text and just clicked through. then the CG scene finally hits and the anatomy is all wrong. like her spine is in four pieces to make that pose work. i should be into this, it's right there on the screen, but that stupid creature's dialogue from earlier about how things will "get weird" is echoing in my head and i just started laughing. i don't know if that's a win or a fail for a hentai game. maybe the real burger was the friends we made along the way. or maybe i just need to clear my browser history and find something else.

• humor
• restaurant
• milf
• cg hentai
• kitchen