My New MILF Neighbour v1.0

so i played this thing called daisy. it's a neighbor game. you know the type. you're some sad sack and then oh look a cute girl moves in next door. her name is daisy, like the flower, very on the nose. the whole thing feels like it was coded in a weekend by someone who just discovered renpy and was very horny about it. the art is... there. it's not bad but it's not good. it's like someone traced over a dating sim from 2007 and then forgot to add shading. daisy's eyes are too big. or maybe too small. i couldn't stop staring at her hair, it clips through her shoulder in one scene and i laughed so hard i had to alt tab. the dialogue is wild. one minute you're talking about the weather and the next she's inviting you inside and the camera just zooms in on her chest. no transition, no logic. just pure id. i respect the hustle honestly. the sex scenes are like if you asked an ai to generate something erotic but it only had access to a thesaurus from 1998. lots of "moist" and "throbbing" and i think one line was "your love muscle engorges with need" which i will never recover from. the fetish tag is doing some heavy lifting because there's a weird focus on her feet at one point. just a sudden close up of toes. no warning. i didn't ask for this but i also didn't not ask for it. the whole thing is maybe twenty minutes long if you read slow. you click, she says something nice, you click again, she takes off her top. it's a visual novel that forgot the novel part. i wish there was a button to just skip to the good parts but then i realized the whole game is just good parts. or bad parts. depends on what you're into. the music is a ten second loop of what sounds like elevator jazz and it never stops. even during the sex. especially during the sex. i can still hear it when i close my eyes.

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