Thief of Hearts - Part 2 v0.0.6

I don't know what I expected from a game called Thief of Hearts. Something with more stealing maybe. The first heist is basically you standing in a bedroom while your step mom bends over to pick up laundry, no bra, and somehow this is part of the criminal masterplan. The game says you're building a crew of specialists but so far the only specialist I've recruited is my biology teacher and her specialty seems to be getting stuck in the supply closet with her skirt caught on a shelf. The 3D models are... there. Sometimes the mouths move during the oral scenes and sometimes they don't and I can't tell if that's a bug or a design choice. My character keeps groping women in the hallway at school and calling it "gathering intel" which honestly made me laugh harder than anything in the past week. You can literally select "Peek" as a gameplay action during a mission briefing and nobody questions it. The voyeur scenes in the locker room caught me off guard because I was supposed to be planting a bug or something but then the camera just lingers on the volleyball coach's ass for like three full minutes while she's stripping after practice. I forgot what the actual objective was. Still don't remember. I think there was a USB drive involved but my step sister showed up and things escalated to a handjob in the hot tub and I just accepted that this is the game now. The incest tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. Mom, step sister, some aunt who lives next door for reasons that don't matter. The "group sex" thing finally unlocked after a party scene where I apparently roofied the punch as a distraction technique and suddenly everyone's inhibitions are lowered. That's... a plot choice. The milf characters all blend together after a while, same body type just different hair color, which is fine if you're not picky but I found myself mixing up who was who during the threesome with the principal and the police chief. Awkward. It's a mess but it's my mess now.

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