PussyCopter-2

The pussy has to get to the client. That's the whole thing. I spent maybe twenty minutes just staring at the screen, my hand on the mouse, trying to figure out if the little helicopter icon was actually responding to me or if I was just imagining the drift. The real model, this gorgeous brunette, she's on a rooftop or something, and you're supposed to navigate this maze of streets. But the streets are just lines. And the pussy, it's this weird, pixelated thing that the copter is supposedly carrying. I don't know what I expected. The whole labirynth setup feels like it was drawn in MS Paint during a lunch break, and the logic of the walls makes no sense. You'll clip through a corner and then get stuck on a completely open path. The striptease part is what you're here for, obviously. Every time you successfully deliver the goods, the model takes something off. It's a pov thing, so you're just watching her from the client's perspective, which is a nice touch. She starts with this little smirk, and the first few items are whatever, a jacket, a shoe. But then the bra comes off and you realize you've been holding your breath. The arcade bleeps and bloops are so loud though, they completely kill the mood. I had to mute the tab and put on my own music, which then made the whole thing feel even more surreal. The game doesn't care if you're horny, it just wants you to bump into walls. I wish there was a way to just, you know, skip the maze. A gallery mode or something. After the third delivery, the maze layout changes and gets all twisty, and I was more frustrated than turned on. The model's expressions are actually pretty good, she looks genuinely amused at your struggle, which is a whole other layer. Maybe that's the point. A DLC where she just sits there and teases you while you fail would be more honest.

• brunette
• strip
• maze
• logic
• real model