Christian and Faith

Christian is such a fuckup. The dude forgot their six month anniversary. Not just forgot, he was out gambling. And now I'm sitting here, looking at Faith's disappointed face, trying to pick dialogue options that won't make her dump his ass immediately. The art is rough. Like, someone drew this with a mouse in MS Paint rough. But somehow it works? The proportions are weird, Faith's neck is too long in one scene, and her tits seem to change size between angles. There's this lo-fi charm to it though, like a beat tape with tape hiss. You know what I mean? The jank becomes the aesthetic. Or maybe I'm just coping because I've played too many of these Lesson of Passion games and my standards have eroded like a sandcastle. The blowjob scene caught me off guard. Christian's pathetic excuses are failing, and then suddenly Faith is on her knees. The transition is abrupt, no buildup, just BAM, here's a mouth on a dick. The animation, if you can call it that, is like three frames on loop. But the dialogue during it is so earnestly written. Faith's internal monologue switches between being pissed and being turned on, and there's this one line about how she hates that she still wants him that actually landed. I wasn't expecting to feel anything during a three frame blowjob loop in a game that looks like a middle schooler's sketchbook, but here we are. The choice system is binary. Say the right thing, get sex. Say the wrong thing, she kicks you out. There's no nuance, no middle ground where she's still mad but lets you grovel. One path leads to fucking, the other to a game over screen. I picked the wrong option three times just to see if the failure dialogue changed. It doesn't. She says the same thing each time. Christian, you predictable disaster.

• hentai
• erotic
• choice
• lesson of passion
• visual novel