Plus Size Family Taboo v1.2

My kingdom for a game that understands the real post holiday clarity isn't about textbooks. It's about your aunt's friend Carol, who apparently spent the entire summer doing squats in a sauna. The game, whatever it's called, I already forgot, drops you back into some academic setting but your brain is completely cooked from whatever happened during vacation. Fair enough. Mine is too. You get these dialogue choices that feel like they were translated through three different languages and then back again by a horny parrot. "I want to possess you like a rare textbook," is something you can actually say to a woman with breasts the size of prize winning melons. She loves it. I stared at my screen. I chose it again just to see if the game would punish me. It didn't. The sex scene that followed involved a titfuck animation that looped so aggressively I thought my browser was crashing. Her chest just kept vibrating. There's no way to skip it either, you just have to sit there and watch this poor woman's model spasm like a washing machine with a brick in it. The BBW character, think her name was Margaret or something equally not right, has an anal scene that unlocks if you keep telling her your studies aren't important anymore. Which is genuinely funny. The writing is so bad it circles back around to being a kind of outsider art. At one point a MILF character gives you a handjob while talking about your enrollment status. Completely dead eyed expression on her face the whole time. I couldn't look away. The mobile controls are awful, tiny buttons that make you accidentally select the wrong hole and ruin your imagined flow. Not that it matters since there's no real consequence for anything. I will say the big ass on the neighbor character is rendered with a bizarre amount of love. Someone on the dev team has a favorite. The rest of the models look like they're made of melting wax but her backside has physics that feel almost personal. I respect that singular focus. The vaginal sex scenes all blend together after a while, same two positions, same weird squelching sound effect that's way too loud. You can't adjust audio. I tried.

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