Besties

It’s called Best Friends but the title loads way faster than the actual sex scene, which stutters like it’s buffering through a potato. The whole thing is a ripped chunk from some bigger game called Legend of LUST, and it feels exactly like that, a loose part floating without context. Two girls and one dude with a cock that’s basically a third leg. The big tits tag is doing heavy lifting here, these things have their own gravitational pull. You get your standard spread of positions, oral, vaginal, anal, and a facial finish that splashes across both faces if you time the button right. The facial animation is oddly satisfying for how stiff everything else is. One of the girls has this dead fish stare during the anal scene that made me laugh out loud, not in a good way. The threesome animations cycle through a set order, and if you click too fast between actions the whole thing desyncs and you get a weird vibrating elbow glitch. I spent way too long trying to reproduce that instead of, you know, the intended experience. There’s a link to the full game on the menu that feels like a pop-up ad from 2006. The lesbian tag only applies to a few seconds of awkward breast touching before the dude pushes in, which is false advertising if you ask me. The sound design is basically two wet slaps and a moan loop that doesn’t match the action half the time. But the facial scene, man, when it works it’s genuinely hot in a grimy unpolished way. Then the loop resets and the guy’s dick clips through a thigh and I’m back to debugging mode. Why is there no way to pause without resetting the whole sequence.

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