Booby Roofs

The whole BoobyRoof city thing is basically a checklist with tits. You walk around, find a club, watch a real model strip, maybe she has huge naturals or whatever, and then you move to the next spot. I got stuck for like twenty minutes trying to find the last venue because the map marker was just a tiny dot and I kept clicking on a hotdog stand instead. Not that I minded the hotdog stand, but still. The striptease scenes are the meat here. One girl with these massive, soft looking boobs does this slow grind against a pole, and the camera lets you zoom in a bit too much, like you're a creep with binoculars. The audio is just some generic club beat, but her movements are surprisingly smooth for something this unpolished. The whole thing feels like a flash game from 2009 that someone forgot to finish, but the models are real, not drawn, so that's a plus. I kept waiting for a cumshot or a hardcore scene, but no, it's just stripping. All tease, no payoff. Which is fine if you're into that, but I wanted at least one girl to spread her legs or something. The adventure part is just walking between clubs, no dialogue, no story, just click and watch. I don't know why I spent two hours trying to 100% this. Probably because the unlock screen shows a little star for each club and my brain is broken. The last club had a girl with the biggest tits in the game, and she does this thing where she squeezes them together and winks. That almost made up for the fact that the game crashed once when I clicked too fast. Almost.

• strip
• big boobs
• big tits
• real model
• club