Puzzle Date v1.0 [Final]

I keep coming back to the match 3 thing. Not because it's good, it's actually kind of janky and the gems don't always line up right when you're trying to make a combo, but because of what happens when you clear a board. The whole date metaphor, right? You're matching colors and suddenly her hand is on your thigh under the table. The puzzle IS the foreplay. That's either genius or the laziest thing I've ever seen and I still can't decide which. The male route with the redhead, forgot her name already, she's got this massive ass that the 3DCG renders with way too much shine, like someone polished it. But then the animation kicks in during the anal scene and you forget about the weird lighting because the way she arches her back, fuck. The physics are all wrong but in that specific way that makes it hotter than if they were right. Tried the lesbian path next because the female protagonist model has better tits, simple as that. The oral scene between her and the other girl, the one with the short hair, has this teasing quality where the camera keeps cutting away right when things get explicit. Edging through match 3 puzzles. Actually made me yell at my screen once. The swinging group sex unlock is buried behind some truly tedious gem matching though, and by the time I got there I was more annoyed than turned on. The romance bits feel stapled on, like someone remembered otome games exist and threw in some dialogue choices that don't matter. The multiple protagonist thing is weird because you don't really switch, you just pick at the start and that's your whole run. The male protag is a blank slate, the female one has slightly more personality but only in the lesbian route. The straight vaginal scenes with her feel disconnected from everything else. There's this one moment during a match where the board is almost cleared and the girl on screen starts touching herself and the gems are falling and it syncs up for like three seconds and it's the most immersed I've been in a porn game all year. Then the next puzzle is about ordering appetizers or some shit and the spell breaks completely. The big tits tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, every female character is built like that and it gets samey. But that one anal scene. That one scene. I've replayed the male route three times just for that. The match 3 is still janky though.

• teasing
• oral sex
• vaginal sex
• 3dcg
• swinging