Autumn Sex Test

A single leaf, brown and curled, drifts across the screen. That's the whole intro. No flash, no animation budget blown on jiggle physics. Just a dead leaf and a question about what gets you off when the weather turns cold. The whole thing feels like someone built it in a weekend using a psychology textbook and a folder of hentai they forgot to organize. The test itself is a mess of loaded questions. Not subtle at all. It asks if you prefer the feeling of wool or silk against skin, then immediately jumps to a scenario about a busty librarian with glasses so thick her eyes look like planets. The art is... there. Rough sketches, really. Some images look traced from a well known doujin, others like a first year art student's late night project. But that's the charm, I think. Or maybe it's just lazy. Hard to tell. One minute you're rating how much you agree with a statement about pumpkin spice, the next you're staring at a pair of tits so massively out of proportion they'd break a real spine. The nipples are colored like autumn leaves. I can't decide if that's clever or made me lose my boner. Got my result. Apparently I have a "Harvest Moon Domination" profile. Whatever the fuck that means. The description was a paragraph of pure, unpolished smut about pinning someone in a pile of leaves. It used the word "moist" twice. I closed the browser, opened it again, took the test differently. Got the same damn result. The psychology tag is a lie, it's just a random number generator with a thesaurus. There's no deep insight here, just a weirdly specific set of questions that made me think about a teacher I had in high school. Not in a hot way. More in a "why did she always wear that same brown cardigan" way. The nudity is explicit but the whole package is so unpolished it feels like finding a sticky magazine in the woods. You know the ones. I'm not even sure if it's a game. More of a mood board for a specific, unwashed fantasy. The test doesn't end, it just stops giving you new questions after a while and loops back to the leaf.

• big tits
• hentai
• nudity
• autumn
• psychology