OfficeBull! v0.6 SE

The whole thing is a power fantasy wrapped in cheap suits and cheaper perfume, and I'm not even mad about it. OfficeBull throws you into HauteBeat, this fashion magazine where you're the only dude intern, still carrying your V-card like it's a cursed artifact. The women? All curves and attitude, drawn with that specific kind of real model look that makes you wonder if the artist just traced over some Instagram thirst traps. Big tits, bigger asses, the works. It's not subtle. The game doesn't know the meaning of the word. I spent way too long on the secretary route first. Maria, I think her name was? No, wait, Sofia. Whatever. The point is she's got this pencil skirt situation that the game zooms in on every three seconds, and there's a scene where you "accidentally" walk in on her changing. The choices are basically be a creep or be a slightly more charming creep. I picked the one that led to her bending over the desk, and look, the spanking animation is janky as hell, like a flipbook made by someone who's only seen a human spine in diagrams. But the sound design? Surprisingly decent. That wet slap when you finally get to the anal scene caught me off guard. Had to check if my neighbors heard. The corruption angle is where it gets interesting, I guess. You can slowly turn the office into your personal harem, and there's this one married editor, Claudia, who starts off all professional and ends up... well, let's just say the titfuck scene involves her pearl necklace getting a different kind of pearl necklace. I'm not proud of laughing at that. The male domination stuff is front and center, no pretense of equality or whatever. You're here to conquer, to cheat on girlfriends that barely exist in the narrative, to make these powerful women call you sir. The dialogue is pure cringe sometimes, like it was translated through three languages and a horny teenager's diary. But then a choice pops up that actually makes you pause, something about whether to humiliate a coworker publicly or keep it private, and you realize there's a sliver of actual thought behind the jiggle physics. The oral sex scenes have this weirdly detailed tongue movement that the rest of the art doesn't earn. I don't know why that got the budget. The vaginal sex scenes are fine, standard stuff, but the anal ones have this stretching effect that's either impressive or concerning depending on your mood. Anyway, the game crashed when I tried to seduce the boss during a meeting. Lost twenty minutes of progress. Didn't care. Reloaded immediately.

• harem
• corruption
• choice
• big ass
• titfuck