Monsters Jism

I don't know what I expected from a game called something like "Monster Under Bed" but it sure wasn't this level of commitment to the bit. The whole thing is this deliberately janky cartoon, like someone found a Newgrounds flash from 2005 and just cranked the depravity slider until it snapped off. The girl is asleep, right, and this... thing... with a cock the size of her entire torso just materializes out of the shadows. The proportions are so absurd I laughed out loud the first time the monster cock flopped onto the screen. It's a parody, obviously, but it's also weirdly... sincere? Like the artist really wanted you to see every single drop of cartoon monster cum. The touch mechanics are basic as hell. You poke the screen, stuff happens. Sometimes she stirs in her sleep, sometimes the monster gets more aggressive. There's this one animation where the monster is just going to town on her sleeping face and she's still snoring, little "zzz" floating up, and I don't know if that's supposed to be funny or hot but my brain short-circuited trying to decide. The bukkake scene at the end is so over the top it wraps back around to being almost artistic. Almost. I wish there was more interaction though. You just kind of watch things escalate and occasionally tap to trigger the next stage. The sleeping tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here because she's basically a ragdoll the whole time. Which, I mean, that's the kink, but still. The monster designs are actually creative, for what they are. One of them has like five eyes and none of them blink in sync. Disturbing detail. The handjob scene is surprisingly tender for about three seconds before it goes completely off the rails. Anyway the sound design is just wet slapping noises and a looping night ambience track that started making me sleepy for real. Not sure if that's a feature or a bug.

• sleeping
• parody
• cumshot
• cute girl
• masturbation