Чемпионат по стриптизу

The whole thing feels like someone left a camcorder running in the back of a club and forgot about it. Not in a bad way. There is this blonde with ridiculous proportions, and the animation loop for her taking off her top is so janky it almost becomes hypnotic. You click, she wiggles, the bra snaps off with a sound like a rubber band. I spent way too long just clicking back and forth to see if the physics would glitch out. They did, once. Her left tit sort of floated for a second before settling. I laughed, then felt weird for laughing. The premise is you are watching secret footage from a strip club changing room. Fine. The humor tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting because the dialogue, if you can call it that, is pure nonsense. One girl says something about stealing the other's lipstick, then suddenly they are both topless and wrestling on a couch. The striptease mechanics are simple, click to advance, but the real draw is the accidental comedy. There is a moment where one dancer tries to do something foul to the other, and the animation is so stiff it looks like two mannequins fighting over a lost sock. I keep thinking about the sound design. The background music is this tinny, looping jazz that cuts out abruptly every time you trigger a new scene. It is like the game forgets to load the next track. Annoying, but also kind of endearing. You get a strip, then silence, then a wet slap sound. The big boobs are everywhere, obviously, but they move like water balloons filled with cement. I do not know if that is a bug or a feature. Either way, I kept playing. Not because it was hot, exactly. More like watching a car crash in slow motion, except the car is a topless blonde with a physics engine that hates her.

• striptease
• humor
• hentai
• big tits
• animation