Weekend with Bradleys

That moment when Brooke bends over the desk in the first five minutes. Not even joking. The game doesn't waste time with buildup, it just throws you into this mansion weekend and suddenly the secretary's skirt is riding up and you're picking dialogue options that are basically "be normal" versus "stare directly at her ass." The whole thing runs on this weird Lesson of Passion engine where choices feel like they matter until you replay and realize half the branches loop back to the same scene anyway. But whatever. The brunette secretary has this one animation where she adjusts her glasses while giving you that look, and I spent way too long trying to trigger every variation of that encounter. The boss's blonde wife Melissa is the real prize though. Dinner scene. Family dinner. And she's sitting across the table while her husband drones on about quarterly reports, and you can just... escalate things under the table. The game doesn't even try to be subtle about it. I kept picking the worst possible options just to see if the husband would catch on, and honestly the payoff is worth it even if the logic makes zero sense sometimes. The mansion layout is confusing in that specific way where you'll click the same hallway three times before finding the pool area. But the pool scene. Look, I'm not saying it's high art. The models have that plastic sheen that screams mid-2010s adult game, and the sound design is basically nonexistent except for some truly awkward moaning that I had to mute after the second encounter. Still went back to unlock every single scene with both women though. There's this one angle during the bedroom sequence with Melissa where the camera just refuses to show what you actually want to see, and I got irrationally angry about it before realizing I could rotate the view with right-click. Would've been nice to know earlier. The secretary's final scene makes up for it. Mostly.

• brunette
• blonde
• seduce
• boss
• family